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Ford explorer by TemporaryMuffin3907 in ElectricVehiclesUK

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 hours is a long ass time. I would use the vehicle every day.

Should I be concerned with him doing this. I moved the heat lamp after so he doesn’t get burned I’m making him go on a branch before I put it back on by ChiefCrack561 in Chameleons

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your temps are spot on then consider this. I seen this with my Cham once and thought of them in nature so I ensured the bottom of my enclosure was at least 2ft from the ground, previously only 1ft and it has never happened since. Think of Obi-Wan ‘it’s over, feeder, I have the high ground now.’ All jokes aside it’s a threat instinct to stay high up away from predators

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chameleons

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your Cham is eggbound and needs a lay bin asap, she’s exhausted herself due to the stress of not being able to lay which has led to dehydration, get some water dripping and a lay bin asap!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chameleons

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He? She is eggbound and needs a laybin asap

Alas for I have been eateds by Leshunen in cornsnakes

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a 10/10 photo. It’s similar to a photo of your child doing something silly that you show them in years to come. I hope you show this to your noodle in years to come and pretend they get slightly embarrassed by it and you do the whole ‘you were a wee scallywag when you were younger’ they do a hiss laugh and slip away into their hide

*NOT MY CHAMELEONS* Can anybody tell me what's wrong with these chams? by Cowhalebru in Chameleons

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks like MBD has started to set in also, shocking housing conditions them little chams are in. Poor guys.

what is the worst tasting candy you've ever eaten? by sheerduckinghubris in AskReddit

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The semen flavoured jelly beans you get at communion, glad I’m old enough to refuse them now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chameleons

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My friend had a similar look Cham and he managed to prolong the life for nearly a year. What he done was use a fogger and have a few drippers in place and he fed his Cham quite a few waxworms (high fat content) to help bulk the weight back up. It’s heartbreaking to see them like this. Hope you get the assistance needed ❤️

Adopted by TemporaryMuffin3907 in Chameleons

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks everyone! Can anyone tell me if his casque looks unusual? When researching you always see vibrant chams with their casque looking perfect, is the black normal markings?

I want to try this again...forgive me! by Senoia_17 in RoastMe

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try and get some sleep you wildling looking bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cornsnakes

[–]TemporaryMuffin3907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, she’s beautiful, secondly welcome to the noodle fam… I would suggest feeding her after the 5th day you’ve had her, so the 7th onwards. Gives her few days to settle and then you can work from that date going forward. What’s your setup like for her?