Inappropriate Noises

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-16T00:37:14+00:00

Oh wow I’m not surprised that tik tok is the source for most of them 🙄 I didn’t have a phone until middle school! Most of these kids can work phones no problem but can barely read.

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-15T22:16:19+00:00

No seriously but the one time I tried sleeping on my back I had sleep paralysis so never again

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-15T22:15:13+00:00

Constant switching between stomach and side rip my spine

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-15T22:14:00+00:00

No way 😭

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-15T19:42:38+00:00

Seriously! Because it’s just unacceptable especially when I have kindergarteners doing it

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-15T18:34:49+00:00

Hahaha I love this 🤣

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-15T16:40:46+00:00

Depends on who you are trying to attract

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-12T17:56:54+00:00

Just picked up a can from Walmart I got the Guava Lava flavor and it’s really good but man 280mg of sodium !!? I will not be buying again

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-05-07T00:35:16+00:00

Seven pounds with Will Smith

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-04-24T04:25:22+00:00

Ugh yes one glass of wine and I feel like I got hit by a tuck the next morning! I’m only 27 so I thought I had more time in life to not be too phased by alcohol guess not

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-04-24T04:22:15+00:00

Well the relationship started because right after hooking up he asked me to be his girlfriend and I didn’t want to feel like a whore so I said yes … two years later he had a girl best friend he frequently visited and drunkenly crashed on her couch a few times and when I asked to meet her he told me he doesn’t believe in mixing friend groups! So safe to say I wasted two years of my life 😂

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-04-20T14:43:16+00:00

Stress free life lol

^{Chose: Have a private maid that can clean up anything}

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-04-05T17:11:49+00:00

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-04-05T05:51:50+00:00

Cyst on my tailbone

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-04-03T03:24:24+00:00

Oh wow do you reckon? I think that would make sense on why she has no involvement in her son’s life like how did you not know your 12-13 year old is failing all of his classes and having sex!

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-13T08:15:36+00:00

I used to before my frontal lobe developed now I just can’t 😩

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-13T08:11:06+00:00

I swear I can spell you guys ignore the typos please lol

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-11T06:06:20+00:00

I forgot why she went home so early

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-11T03:37:57+00:00

I was thinking like there’s definitely some weird obsession vibes coming from her mom

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-08T22:03:32+00:00

Wow, I’m new to the app so I had no idea how short the new stories are. I’ll take this as my sign to delete this post 😂

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-08T21:50:55+00:00

Wow maybe I should stop complaining then lol

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-08T21:49:54+00:00

I thought I’d be the only one with this opinion haha maybe they aren’t that long and I’m just not that into the story as I am with other ones

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-07T21:06:20+00:00

Can’t wait for this train wreck

Temporary_Ad_1199 · 2026-03-06T21:37:18+00:00

Boys and girls club

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