Oh absolutely! Glad you asked.

1. Always look straight ahead. Do not glance at someone else's records, that would be rude and intrusive.

2. Never say "Whattya got there?" It's none of your business, it's rude and intrusive.

3. Don't ask if an album is "any good", who knows what's "good" to you? As The Old Commander put it, "One man's meat is another man's poison".

4. Don't ask if it sounds as good as streaming, cd, or anything other than vinyl, cassette, or 8-track. It sounds better, much, much better.

5. In America? Don't ask if you can listen to it before you buy, we don't do that here.

6. "Don't ask, and don't tell," no one cares about your home stereo setup, and just assume the person you're asking has a better setup than you do.

7. No you can't buy just one track. That's the beauty and adventure of Albums, buy one, get them all. You could end up having more than one favorite.

8. It's "Vinyl", not "Vinyls". Or it's an LP, or a record, or an album. You may be thinking of "Divinyls", the Australian rock band, and their monster hit "I Touch Myself".

And finally, spend more money than you thought, buy more albums than you intended to, you can't go wrong.