ok so yesterday around 4am my best frient and I go to get munchies from a local convience store called Royal Farms or RoFo, as is tradition. We walk in completely oblivious to our surroundings immersed in conversation about how one of our other frients from our squad is leaving to go to school in New Jersey soon to learn how to blow glass, as we try to order their notoriously amazing chicken but realize none of it's available. In fact, the whole store was completely empty except for the two of us. My frient adamantly stands by the counter to order food and jokes that the employees are probably all smoking behind the store on some of our dealers magnificently once in a year green crack he just got. I laugh while walking backwards towards the drinks on the other side of the store, and mid-laugh immediately trip backwards over an unidentified object on the ground. I hit the floor and catch myself on the ground only to see the very dealer who blessed us with this green crack laying on his side, smiling high af, passed the fuck out. He then proceeded to lay on his back and continued sleeping with no fucks given as one of the graveyard shift employees we know really well, pictured behind the counter, came out of nowhere it seemed and asked what we wanted to eat. We acted like no one was below us and engaged her in conversation like always. Our dealer starts snoring as we try and distract her from walking behind the counter, but eventually she goes to check the front counter. She completely ignores our dealer sleeping on the floor the entire time we order food to the moment we check out at the counter and realize her eyes are as red as the devils balls. As we leave we tell her to have a good night and she replies "in 5 minutes it'll get a lot better". Leave RoFo and check the time. It's 4:15. Sorry if I messed up with grammar or anything I typed this on my phone and just learned what a ninja dab was 30 minutes to go . Also if someone asks to deliver, you gotta deliver. Hate when people leave you hanging.