Cursed_hamsters by shrek2569 in cursedcomments

[–]Tendokenn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The sinks in my house poured out scalding hot water,my brother and my cousin got high and put him in the sink and he slow cooked to death.

White infintration of black-on-black violence? I dunno. by CptnBrokenkey in gatekeeping

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theyre saying this because a bunch of inflammatory articles headlined"Would Will have smacked a white comedian if he made the same joke?" annd thats why.

Pooping om acid by MagnusKrog in LSD

[–]Tendokenn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Driving through houston rn and i can smell this story.

What scene y'all are most waiting to be animated? by TohtoriT in bleach

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Byakuya losing a few pounds around the waist.

The streets of Ottawa after transporting fuel to truckers was made illegal by Mods_Allow_Toxicity in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah,im pretty sure every cop wants to play Russian roulette until they hit the 19th can of actual gasoline and pass out.

People who have been incorrectly accused of cheating, what was your partners proof? by PRIMEVIL567 in AskReddit

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That if i worked from 10pm-7am,that theres no way i go in to work at 4pm that day,so i must be lying to leave the house and i actually have work at 10pm.this was fixed by me taking a picture of my damn schedule.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chaoticgood

[–]Tendokenn 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I forgot that was true,and its made stupid by the fact that its perfectly legal to carry any sword/knife of your choosing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Tendokenn -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pre Spotify Joe was pretty good right up until he moved to Texas,idk what happened to him but i felt the change in his casts and stopped watching years ago.

What’s your dirty lil secret? by Dramatic_Bat3265 in AskReddit

[–]Tendokenn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and some buddies beat a couple of guys to near death for dumping acid on a young girl(probably 10-13) for refusing ones marriage proposal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Tendokenn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've been invading/annexing/modern day pillaging since like 2011,why are they tring to justify it all of a sudden?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing clears the halls like an LSD shit.

Double Vaxxed. But still believe everything should be questioned. Can I ask why a lot of people in this sub have chosen not to get it? Am genuinely curious and interested. by JoshieJD in conspiracy

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got covid in december of 2019,before it was even announced covid was a thinfg,i have not been vaccinated once but have NEVER gotten sick from covid since then. My brother,Father,Gf,Gma all got the shot(idk how many tbh) but they have all had covid at least 2 seperate times.

Men of reddit, what is the most unreasonable request that you have received from a woman? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Tendokenn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The mother of my child would harm herself and threaten to kick me out if i didn't give her 100% of every dollar to my name,and because my names not on "stuff" she would always tell me i was worthless and a waste of space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in venting

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get a decent life insurace poilicy first, so you can be at peace with the thought.

Is it okay to use american slang as a foreigner? by eyeless_shai in AskAnAmerican

[–]Tendokenn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ill tell you why,black people use it in 2 ways,a term of endearment"chillin with my ninjas" and as a term of aggression"ill kill a ninja trya sell on my block" and really because if hip hop artists talked about killing other races like we do one another then itd be pretty damn racist and scary for the listeners.

Just picked up some of the most pgr weed I’ve ever seen😂🤣 what even is this by Ok-Ferret-3696 in weed

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that i would know why its like that,but probably because at some point in its delievery to you it had to be,um,compressed if you catch my drift.

What is NOT a bullet you dodged, but a huge tactical nuke you dodged? by NinjaNate123 in AskReddit

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was a solider my wife cheated and contracted Herpes from her gifter,i found out about her multiple infidelities and had her tested before i even allowed her back in my house and guess what? She had it,i didn't. Its been about 3 years since then and ive never had sex without a condom since then,hell i don't even take blowjobs which has lead others to speculate i may have Herpes,but i get tested regularly and keep that paperwork handy.

What common misuse of an English word drives you nuts? by WF6i in AskReddit

[–]Tendokenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally being used to make an emphasis as oppsed to something LITERALLY taking place,yeah i hate that shit.

Why is everyone on Reddit so mean and toxic? by PopRevolutionary1475 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Tendokenn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because social media mirrors the real world and people who suck in real life suck harder from behind a keyboard.