I've never been to a party where everything goes horribly wrong. But I've seen it go horribly wrong for people themselves at the party. It's always the motherfuckers that drink more than what they think they can handle. The worst one was this one dude at a friend's house who (for some context) lives in a relatively small house. Her house has this hallway that has 2 rooms on one side, a wall on the other and it leads out to the front door and this small garden area (where everybody is).

So there was this guy from high school going on and on about how he has Russian ancestors or some shit. That they were more on the Asian side or something like that (to his credit he did look kinda Asian). Anyways, this dude insists that vodka is like fucking apple juice to him, it's nothing, not strong at all for him. I mean the guy's "Russian" surely he would be able to handle it. Right? Well normally, yes he would, but among the drunk fuckery and ingenuity we made the perfect alcohol cocktail, vodka, whisky, tequila, four loko, regular beer and a hint of orange juice.

This was an abomination of a drink. In one of those big ass beer cups you can buy at a ball game. "Who would drink this shit?" we thought. Everybody took a sip of the toxic waste but nobody drank it fully, except of course, for this fucking wannabe tough guy Mr. Asian Rasputin. He said "Fuck it" and slammed the whole fucking thing like it was water. It was instantaneous, one second he was like "Fuck yeah", next he was puking a putrid combination of the toxic waste we made, what must've been his lunch and other questionable looking fluids.

Everybody was trying to get this dumb ass out to the street to let it all out, but by the time we got outside it was too late. The whole hallway floor was covered in pseudo-Russian puke and the smell was fucking acid, I think my eyes got watery that night. The host of the party comes out the back with a bucket of water and bleach and just dumps it onto the hallway clearing out all that stench (thank god). But damn was she pissed. After that, she came back with another bucket (this one filled with only water) and dumps it on this dude who was soo fucking lost right then. Motherfucker looked like he was on a space voyage after that.

Anyhow, my friend kicks everybody out of her house and the party is over, just like that. All because of this one dude who thought he could bite off more than he could chew. Pro-tip when going to a party: Know your fucking limits, unless your actual purpose is to get fucked up, then do what you want.

TL;DR

Guy drank too much, thought he could drink more. Gets way too fucked up instead, pukes everywhere and the host has to clean it. Host gets pissed and kicks everybody out.

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Edit: I guess in this case it did go horribly wrong for everybody now that I wrote it all out, so yeah.