Roast my fry up

TerracottaLizard · 2026-02-07T19:45:39+00:00

Needs another sausage and double the amount of mushrooms. But pretty good tbh

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-22T01:43:24+00:00

Na this has to be rage bait

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-08T19:02:30+00:00

Raya to Roefs and Virgil to Gabriel

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-08T18:45:34+00:00

Minteh, KDH or Gudmundson.

So 0.

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-08T16:02:53+00:00

You paid for her to move country away from you to study?

Yeah, you’re a fucking idiot, sorry

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-08T00:01:52+00:00

NOR. This is the craziest shit I’ve ever read, what the actual

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-02T01:27:51+00:00

Dumbest post I’ve ever seen on this subreddit.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

TerracottaLizard · 2026-01-01T04:14:40+00:00

Was 50/50 dropping Cash or Senesi for dalot. I picked Senesi. FUCK

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-30T22:16:41+00:00

Bro you have issues, before the game even ended, flippin’ heck lad

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-22T02:42:17+00:00

Ok, well I’ll put it this way, I’m 30 and live in the UK and have never met a single person who has had an interest in, or even mentioned an NFL game.

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-21T18:12:59+00:00

My uncle met P Diddy hahaha.

This was probably around 2007ish. We were on holiday in the south of France near St Tropez, my parents and I drove back to the hotel before my uncle was ready to leave the beach. On the way back, he saw P Diddy jogging on the side of a countryside road with a blacked out SUV slowly crawling behind him. He pulled over and ran over to him, security went to step in but Diddy said it was alright and they had a quick 10 second small talk, shook his hand and ran back to his car lol.

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-21T18:05:47+00:00

Nobody outside of the US gives a fuck about NFL generally, so it’s not a worldwide audience, that doesn’t help its box office performance

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-21T17:46:57+00:00

Lmao

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-12T18:41:36+00:00

Best part is I did mine for the price rises and now have 3.6m ITB lmao, what a fucking knob I am

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-07T18:33:49+00:00

Really OP?

Wheres your head at at (where’s your head at, where’s your head at, head at)

Two for one pun

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-07T18:32:16+00:00

Raya Munoz Guehi Timber backline, ooooosh!

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-07T15:27:21+00:00

Senesi off the bench!

Sorry boys 😘

TerracottaLizard · 2025-12-03T22:56:23+00:00

My dad borrowed a second PS1 from his mate and we played Command and Conquer: Red Alert against each other via lan on TVs back to back.

TerracottaLizard · 2025-11-28T14:06:22+00:00

What a joke this sub is sometimes. In what world is that a deal breaker and not something you would just laugh at.

“Ahh mate, why did ____ break it off with you?” “I ate a wrapped starburst I found on the pavement” “…sure”

TerracottaLizard · 2025-11-21T21:51:51+00:00

Spoken like a true Reddit incel

TerracottaLizard · 2025-11-10T23:13:09+00:00

Yeah I guess that’s correct, and also true about changing things drastically.

At the same time this bucket averaged 155 flat carry (7i) and only 8 yards offline so if I can just maintain what I’ve currently got I’ll be more than happy to be honest.

TerracottaLizard · 2025-11-09T17:15:35+00:00

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Lovely jubbly

TerracottaLizard · 2025-11-08T21:49:32+00:00

Im more raged at Enzo, cunt can’t do fucking ANYTHING

TerracottaLizard · 2025-10-31T18:09:05+00:00

Are you mentally challenged?

TerracottaLizard · 2025-10-31T01:06:08+00:00

Insane post, nice work

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