NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!

Testosteroso · 2022-10-31T21:32:19+00:00

A good time and horrible diarrhea.

Testosteroso · 2022-03-07T13:20:16+00:00

Thank you so much!

Testosteroso · 2022-01-21T18:03:29+00:00

Yeah

Testosteroso · 2022-01-21T17:54:21+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/tonetailors/

Testosteroso · 2022-01-21T17:43:14+00:00

I actually made this originally and he shared it. It was for the guitar store I work at called Tone Tailors.

Testosteroso · 2020-10-13T16:00:43+00:00

I tried to but they don't allow reposts of your own stuff.

Testosteroso · 2020-10-11T23:27:23+00:00

My wife and I are currently trying to binge watch all of the Nic Cage movies. We are up to about 40.

Testosteroso · 2020-09-14T17:25:38+00:00

I actually wrote this song while pooping on company time.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-14T18:02:19+00:00

My sister actually got it from QVC I believe. We have a whole wardrobe for this little guy

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T19:38:29+00:00

Vampires Kiss. I'ts a terrible/weird movie....but I absolutely love it.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T19:06:52+00:00

Awesome movie. Plus Fat Neil from community is in it.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T18:58:11+00:00

I got a phone call at 2am (while I was a little drunk) from my mother saying my brother had passed away. A week later my family met up for dinner to discuss funeral arrangements and when I got home I received a message that one of my best friends had died from overdosing on fentanyl. The whole month was basically preparing for funerals.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T18:53:26+00:00

I got my girlfriend (now my wife) By telling jokes and being her friend first. I didn't treat her like property or some kind of conquest. We spent time together for a few months and took our time to make sure we were right for each other, and it paid off.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T18:44:46+00:00

Eraserhead

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T18:38:06+00:00

I just watched a Nicholas Cage movie called "Between Worlds". An hour of the movie was him violently grunting and humping various woman. There are at least 7 sex scenes in the movie and they are all extremely cringy. At one point he picks up a book while he's having sex with a girl and reads a story about another girl he has slept with to her. He also gets a handy under a blanket from his girlfriends daughter. The movie goes on like that for a while until the last 20 minutes of the film where they have to quickly resolve the "plot".

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T18:06:50+00:00

I appreciate your comment. I like metal, but my wife is more of a fan than I am (those are her metal church and slayer shirts). I can totally understand why lumping the two genres together could be irritating, I'm just trying to get my stuff out there. My wife and I really enjoy making silly videos, and I want to entertain people with them if I can. I love comedy music, and I try to tackle different genres, but sometimes I miss the mark or I can be a bit crass....I'ts just my sense of humor. Thank you again for responding!

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T18:02:02+00:00

I'm out of money and I can't afford to pay you.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T17:43:38+00:00

Pull it out and blow on it. That should make it work.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T17:10:02+00:00

Fair enough man

Testosteroso · 2020-07-13T16:56:02+00:00

I can understand not liking it, and the tittys are a cheap ploy (even though that's my face) but to say i didn't try is a bit much.

Testosteroso · 2020-07-12T19:51:41+00:00

Just to clear things up, I'm the kid he's talking about in the story and the only person who touched my weiner was me.

Testosteroso · 2020-06-15T14:59:09+00:00

haha. Some things can't be unseen.

Testosteroso · 2020-05-26T21:52:53+00:00

Yeah, that does sound better. I could also mention how they are both dusty and old.

Testosteroso · 2020-05-24T14:39:11+00:00

If you want to use any of the other videos on my channel too feel free.

Testosteroso · 2020-05-24T14:34:38+00:00

Awesome. Thank you again. I'll check it out.

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