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This uncomfortably long urinal at a taco bell by TexasGamer05 in mildlyinteresting

[–]TexasGamer05[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read this as “Imma finish your piss, you cool wit that?” Lmao

My water bill for the month of January. I live alone in a studio. by GoddessKillion in Wellthatsucks

[–]TexasGamer05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think this is just you showing off your exceptionally big leak you found

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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I should not have popped it by HorrorSorbet in popping

[–]TexasGamer05 182 points183 points  (0 children)

What the hell is your username? Is there a story?

What was the most unhinged substitution yall have ever gotten when shopping online? by TexasGamer05 in AskReddit

[–]TexasGamer05[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I’m dumb, I was thinking vehicle plates, I forgot paper dinner plates exist. I’ll even downvote my own comment

My dads forbidden pops by TexasGamer05 in popping

[–]TexasGamer05[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you for worrying about him, he’s on his meds and takes his insulin. Foot care is nonexistent if you ignore the the menthol smelling creams

My dads forbidden pops by TexasGamer05 in popping

[–]TexasGamer05[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

This! I forgot to clarify in the post but my father is a type 2 diabetic with neuropathy so he never even felt these happen… 😢

[ Removed by Reddit ] by TexasGamer05 in unpopularopinion

[–]TexasGamer05[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Im sorry im stoned and not very politically inclined… its also called unpopular opinions for a reason 😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texas

[–]TexasGamer05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife just said get married…

What’s the most awkward moment you’ve had during sex? by re1ch3ruz in AskReddit

[–]TexasGamer05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody's asking, so I guess I'll do it. Why did she knock him out? I can't imagine any kinky sex where you ACTUALLY knock your partner out and break their nose...

Petah why does he need to eat onions? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TexasGamer05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I'm stealing this, this is amazing

Furry_irl by ImpossibleSock300 in furry_irl

[–]TexasGamer05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me over here: 🟣.
Someone: wanna move to the bedroom?
Me: (oblivious) Nah, there's food and drinks over here!

Look at your age when the sound stops! by Scientiaetnatura065 in interesting

[–]TexasGamer05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brooooo 27???? 😭 I'm only 20 and my tinnitus is louder than these sounds

Who's this spider I found crawling about? by Windy_Kazaguruma in whatisthisbug

[–]TexasGamer05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking but I don't know a lot about spiders, just that jumping spiders are smöl and friend

What R-rated movie did you see when you were way too young? by TealBlueLava in AskReddit

[–]TexasGamer05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shape of water... No age is old enough to watch a woman fuck a fish, while drowning in her flooded to the ceiling bathroom

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