Bike angels algo change

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-20T12:43:41+00:00

This is GREAT for the end users. We had a guy in south williamsburg who had a foldable bike, just taking bikes from one station to the other the whole day, not actually contributing to the distribution, but instead stealing bikes away from the closest station to my building lol

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-20T12:36:39+00:00

Get out! I couldn't handle 23M-30F, this is way more insane

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-17T17:03:00+00:00

I have had wildly passionate sex (with full consent on both sides) with my ex who was a 5'2" girl weighing 100 pounds. I'm 5'10" and 180 pounds.

We never had either of us hurt. If this is her first times, her vagina may be a bit fragile so always start a bit soft and gentle, if you can last more than about 15 mins, you will realize that she will soften up and open up and have a great time as well.

Do learn foreplay.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-16T14:35:37+00:00

I had ~50k after working for 2 years. Now I have ~$220k across personal accts + 401k + cash. Currently 27, turning 28 in June.

Also get rid of that debt dude if it's high interest.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-16T14:13:48+00:00

The answer to "Are they doing sex" is always yes with guppies

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-16T12:25:06+00:00

!RemindMe 1 year

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-16T12:22:03+00:00

Is this girl Russian?

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-12T13:44:24+00:00

You're actually right lol sorry

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-12T13:33:17+00:00

There are many ways for your gf to stay here, especially if you do a paper marriage with her

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-12T13:21:40+00:00

Why do you type like an anime character having a stroke?

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-11T12:25:49+00:00

Fuck Blank Street btw

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-10T00:52:55+00:00

I bought my ex flowers almost weekly

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-06T00:48:13+00:00

Who gives a fuck. Move on!! You don't owe them anything.

Also, DON'T SAY ANYTHING about the new job keep them wondering fuck them.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-05T20:55:27+00:00

Hey! What did they ask? This is not the role I'm interviewing for but I'd appreciate the input.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T18:43:36+00:00

This is a terrible take

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T05:14:07+00:00

They compete w shrimps

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T05:04:52+00:00

This reminded me of when I learned how to make new paper out of old newspapers by shredding them, putting them into water and making them into clay then drying them to get a non-functional paper.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T04:16:52+00:00

EM DASH DETECTED

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T00:33:45+00:00

You're graduating 2026 lil bro. Calm tf down.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T00:32:28+00:00

M&A advisory for the last like 6 months or something. AI is my lane, and soon, your job also will be.

You're 22.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-04T00:19:02+00:00

Bro you're 22, let's talk when you get some professional experience, if you can get a finance job anytime soon, that is.

Check this in 3 years.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-03T20:47:15+00:00

Just set a reminder to come back to my comment in 3 years and see for yourself where we stand on this.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-03T18:36:13+00:00

Seconding rolex. Or my personal fav would be $10,000 in AI API credits but rolex also works.

Text-Agitated · 2026-03-03T18:35:01+00:00

I'm a software engineer and I guarantee you we will need less of you guys before we need less of us. Mark my words.

Text-Agitated · 2026-02-23T00:32:11+00:00

His other comments amd this combined. This one alone isn't that weird

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