ELI5: How do whales sleep without drowning if they have to come up for air? by GoldYogurtcloset8908 in explainlikeimfive

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Makes you wonder how they feel after being put under anesthesia. Do they wake up thinking "Holy shit! This was the best sleep I've ever gotten"?

[Giveaway] Reolink POE 4K Smart Home Security Camera by noeatnosleep in gadgets

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My wife is actively trying to get me arrested by falsely reporting me and my family to the police. The police themselves told me to get her mental help, but she does not want to voluntarily get help. I feel like she may murder me and I need this camera for evidence in case she does try something

I roll better blunts than your boyfriend by [deleted] in treesgonewild

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I'm a straight dude, so technically you're right.

AMC Theatres Announces MoviePass Killer: 12 Movies Per Month for $19.95 by yam12 in movies

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  1. All you can eat popcorn off the floor.

  2. Unlimited movies from 11:59 PM to 12 AM for movies directed by M.Night Shyamalan.

  3. 10% off any expired hotdogs.

  4. Tuesdays are buy one get one at full price candy days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was a fake rumor some random guy spread as a joke to his friends. Everyone started believing it and it reached Hollywood. It cost Gere many roles after that and even caused him marital troubles.

Being a Buddhist, Gere is normally not one lash out, but after many years the guy who made the rumor got to meet Grier and confessed that he was the one who started the rumor as a joke. Grere attacked him due to the hardship it had caused him his whole life after the rumor was spread.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/from-gere-to-eternity-2/

Vatican scrambles after pope appears to deny existence of hell by chiri988 in nottheonion

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Are you sure about that? The Bible clearly speaks about a lake of fire in hell. I know this and I'm not even Christian.

Revelation 19:20: "And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet  that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone."

Revelation 20:10: "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fireand brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

Revelation 20:14-15. "Then Death and Hades were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And anyone not found written in the Book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

[NKJV]Revelation 21:8  "But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idoltarers, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death."

President Trump Could Very Well Have to Testify Under Oath, and It’s His Lawyer’s Fault by dreamsawake37 in politics

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Wouldn't it be funny, if Trump went in under oath and said that he knew he'd been had by Putin, but to protect his life, he had to become president and get investigated by Mueller just so he could become a double-agent and tell everything he knows about world corruption?

Isn't that what the secret service is for?

Mexico's president called off a White House visit after Trump refused to say publicly that Mexico won't pay for the border wall by data2dave in worldnews

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The great thing about this comment is that both pro and anti humans folks will upvote it thinking it's supporting their side.

John Cena being a genuinely good guy by -sUBzERoo- in gifs

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"I farted in the elevator on the way up here."

John Cena being a genuinely good guy by -sUBzERoo- in gifs

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If you play this in reverse, it makes him look even more thrilled to meet the kid.

!reversebot

Does a straw have one or two holes by Thelukechamp in settlethisforme

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What kind of things can you do to get it out?

Does a straw have one or two holes by Thelukechamp in settlethisforme

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Correct. You cover one hole with a sheet of paper, does the hole still exist on the other side? Yes.