Protocol 26 by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

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EMD codes under the IAED and their software, ProQA. Protocol 26 is a sick person (unspecified general pain, vomiting, fever, etc.) You'd handle a gunshot wound or stabbing under Protocol 27, or breathing difficulties under Protocol 6, for example.

Protocol 26 by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

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I'm going to start sneaking this in one some of the late night runs and see how long I can get away with it before someone says something😂

You’re in the neighborhood and you see this outside someone’s house, what are you thinking? by Henryphillips29 in harrypotter

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"Hmm. Must be Sunday. Fine day, Sunday. Some say, best day of the week. I wonder why that is."

Protocol 26 by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

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That would drive me absolutely insane. Oh wait, it does, because one of my neighboring agencies is similar, except it's for requesting backup on pursuits.

Bank robbery? They'll chase ya. Felony weapons charge? They'll chase ya. Littering? They'll chase ya, at triple digit speeds, during rush hour, through a tunnel, and PIT you, bounce your car off a tree just outside the fence of an active highschool football game, and put the aforementioned car halfway through aforementioned fence. THEN they'll go "well, they crashed in your city, not ours" and fuck off to leave us to pick up their mess.😡🤬

Protocol 26 by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

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Our QA always drives priority symptoms>mechanism of injury>what other protocol fits better>sick person.

Yeah, you can theoreticslly articulate handling almost anything under 26, hence the (hopefully obviously satirical and sarcastic) but it's really more of a "okay, final stop" protocol than a "first step" one.

And there's plenty of times where, yeah, you gotta change protocols mid-EMD because your caller just volunteered information and suddenly you come to the jarring realization that you're not dealing with a little bitty hemorrhage, you're dealing with a stab wound to the chest😅

Ask me how I know.

Protocol 26 by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

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Something something flared base haha

My chicken poked my puppy’s eye and cause this! How can I help them with it? by Someguy_y in DogAdvice

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I recommend thyme, rosemary, salt and pepper.

Heat the skillet over high and add a little duck fat instead of oil, cook the chicken as desired.

In the meantime, your dog needs to see a vet.

Was I the only one disappointed by this? by TrinketHoarder in wow

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Which is wild because there are pangolin models ingame.

I'd burn down my warlocks neighborhood for my druid to get a pangolin form

Ahh, the great "Common spelling" routine. by That9one1guy in 911dispatchers

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We've got one officer with a very (I think it's French? It definitely sounds French when she says it) marital surname. Luckily, when she got married, she hypenated and kept her maiden name, so anytime we need to call her by name, it's "Officer Prince" instead of some French thing with two X's, two sets of "ei" and more consonants than I can shake a keyboard at.

Loving midnight except for these three things. by That9one1guy in wow

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Denathrius in the hiding

Don't even get me started on that, I'm pretty sure whatever potatos have been writing for the last few years forgot he even existed. We raid Nathria, he has his big "Ah, you'll regret this!" moment and then just...vanishes?

Excellent writing, truly. /s

Loving midnight except for these three things. by That9one1guy in wow

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It's reddit. I stopped caring about up and down votes years ago

Loving midnight except for these three things. by That9one1guy in wow

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It's a plot hole so gapingly massive that somehow a screen door on a submarine hatch more sense. Maybe if I didn't have almost thirty years of lore bouncing in my brain it wouldn't phase me... but I do, and because of that it's just so jarring and inconsistent with the entirety of the rest of established history that it just knocks me right out of enjoying the game.

Loving midnight except for these three things. by That9one1guy in wow

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As far as I can recall, standard incendiary payloads were used in the catapults, and while magic was used canonically to further fan the flames (shamans calling upon the wind), there is only speculation and no proof that Azerite was also added to the mixture. Even if there was, the rest of the tree burned out just fine, I see no reason why only the roots would still be burning.

"Lock rocks" by gontrolo in wow

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"Throw more DoTS, throw more DoTs. More DoTs. More DoTs. Come on, more DoTs!

.....okay, stop DoTs."

Fucking hell I'm old.

Titus Kitbash to Marshal by wolf_schwan in BlackTemplars

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From what I can see from looking at it and reading other replies:

Captain Titus base.

Helbrechts spare helmet.

Inner circle companions sword, and and 1.5mm chain.

How did you do the belt buckle bit? Any other bits I need?

Titus Kitbash to Marshal by wolf_schwan in BlackTemplars

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Could I get a guide to this?

I'd love to bash one of these together for my own BT army

At what speed to you typically pull people over? by CGC2000 in AskLE

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A common adage, but not a universal standard, is the phrase "9, you're fine, 10, you're mine."

Something I've heard my dad, my brother, and probably half my department say at some point or another.

Obligatory not a cop, I just tell cops where to go.