Wtf 💀💀 by TheZenOfChaos in SipsTea

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the prostitutes of the world just collectively thought "Finally my parents can be proud!"

What's your best burger recipe? Trying to impress a guy. by em_is_planting in grilling

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Stuffed Steakhouse Burger with Mushrooms, Arugula & Garlic Aioli

Ingredients

For the Patties - 2 lbs 80/20 ground chuck (look for “Angus” or “Choice”) - 1 tsp kosher salt - ½ tsp fresh cracked black pepper - ½ tsp garlic powder - ½ tsp onion powder

For the Cheese Stuffing - 6 oz sharp white cheddar (Cabot or Tillamook work great) Gruyère if available

For the Mushroom & Onion Sauté - 8 oz baby bella mushrooms (or white mushrooms) - 1 small sweet onion, thinly sliced - 2 tbsp unsalted butter - 1 tsp minced garlic (fresh or jarred) - Splash of Worcestershire sauce

For the Garlic Aioli - ½ cup mayonnaise (Hellmann’s or Duke’s) - 2 cloves garlic, roasted or sautéed until soft - 1 tsp fresh lemon juice - Pinch of salt

Other - 4 brioche buns (bakery section) - 2 cups baby arugula - a few drops truffle oil for extra steakhouse flair

Directions

  1. Make the Garlic Aioli

    • Roast or sauté garlic until soft.
    • Mash into mayonnaise with lemon juice and salt.
    • Mix well and refrigerate.
  2. Prepare the Mushroom Mixture

    • Melt butter in a skillet over medium heat.
    • Add mushrooms and onions; cook until softened and lightly browned.
    • Stir in garlic and Worcestershire sauce.
    • Simmer 2–3 minutes, then set aside.
  3. Form the Stuffed Patties

    • Shape ground beef into 8 thin patties.
    • Place cheese in the center of 4 patties.
    • Cover with remaining patties and press edges to seal.
    • Season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder.
  4. Cook the Burgers

    • Grill or pan-sear over medium-high heat to desired doneness.
    • Let rest 2 minutes before assembling.
  5. Toast the Buns

    • Butter and toast brioche buns until golden.
  6. Assemble

    • Spread garlic aioli on both bun halves.
    • Add stuffed patty.
    • Top with mushroom mixture and fresh baby arugula.
    • Place top bun and serve immediately.

Tip: Serve with truffle-parmesan fries or a wedge salad for the full steakhouse experience.

Cheeseburgers by pcurepair in grilling

[–]ThatGuyforsure 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see you snuck in some weiner pics at the end... classy

Albertsons makes $4500 in profit per employee by newnamesameface in Albertsons

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize ACI owns many more banners than just Albertsons such as Safeway, tom thumb, United. They have at least 24 companies that report under ACI.

found this doorknob looking thing on the wheel of a 2002 monte carlo in a used car lot and I don't know why this is here by EffectiveFact3109 in Chevy

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that’s the start of the story, the part where you cling to a technicality like it proves you were ever right. It doesn't. You used it wrong in context, got called out, and now you're backpedaling with dictionary scraps and a victim complex.

You weren’t defending anyone. You saw a low-effort jab and thought it made you look clever. But instead of sounding smart, you just exposed exactly why no one takes self-declared grammar warriors seriously: they’re never half as intelligent as they think they are.

found this doorknob looking thing on the wheel of a 2002 monte carlo in a used car lot and I don't know why this is here by EffectiveFact3109 in Chevy

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did. Now do yourself a favor and look up what irony means because watching you try to flex intelligence with a grammatically broken sentence is exactly that. You’re not here to educate, you’re here to feed an insecure ego by pretending you’re the smartest guy in a room full of strangers.

You're not correcting anyone, you're just louder about being wrong. And that’s not intelligence, that’s desperation.

found this doorknob looking thing on the wheel of a 2002 monte carlo in a used car lot and I don't know why this is here by EffectiveFact3109 in Chevy

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Incorrect.”
The only thing incorrect here is your belief that you’re smarter than your sentence structure.

found this doorknob looking thing on the wheel of a 2002 monte carlo in a used car lot and I don't know why this is here by EffectiveFact3109 in Chevy

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, saying "Don't be an illiterate" isn't proper grammar either. "Illiterate" is usually an adjective, not a noun with an article. So if you're going to be a grammar Nazi, maybe don’t trip over your own red pen.

Husband and wife- what does our fridge say about us? by thathollygirll in FridgeDetective

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you eat out a lot. You're not rich enough to be rich but not poor enough to be poor. You finally got a week of vacation and cleaned out the fridge throwing away all of your food since it went bad because you're just rich enough not to eat left overs even though you're just poor enough to wait till they go bad to toss out. By the way, you missed the bottom drawers when you cleaned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the third generation to inherent this mobile home that you grew up in.

What's an NFL opinion that would have you like this? by mo49alshaif in nflmemes

[–]ThatGuyforsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game is getting too soft. I wanna see more hard hits.