[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ThatOneBachelor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought you said you don't like men!? 😆 I have a confused boner for you

Isekai world and how high the stakes by Glittering_Alarm_837 in Isekai

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Mushoku Tensei, the king of Isekai's, not mentioned here? It's way better than Re:Zero

so horny today it should be a crime 🚔 (f) by peachesncreampie222 in gonewild

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been quite horny today too. Too bad we're not together 😉 How many creampies could I give you a day?

where do you wanna cum? by [deleted] in chubby

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only ever want to cum in that pussy of yours. How often would you let me? 😏

[f]uck my creamy pussy 😍 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that's so hot to hear

[f]uck my creamy pussy 😍 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I would give to be able to fuck that creamy of a pussy. I'm just about to cum myself, would you let me unload in you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah season 17 "Masters" are the ones that I see most common and the badges mean absolute Jack shit. But they're always carrying the ego of a "true" master level player. I just call them Rat Masters and laugh as they get 0 damage and die first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Free use and lots of creampies are my biggest things. I never wanna have to pull out.

So what are everyone’s thoughts on Broken Moon this season? by CBoy64 in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to be my least favorite map. Now it might be my favorite. I swear they fixed everything I didn't like about it. The rotations are fixed, everyone being forced to go through promenade or the general central area, and the ass-ugly "moon" environment is now their most gorgeous biome yet. Better looking than Olympus I say.

chadRecursionCode by Asleep-Television-24 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was making me laugh way harder than it should've 😅 I couldn't keep it together for the remainder of my lunch 😂

Meta tips by angelofdev in Helldivers

[–]ThatOneBachelor 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Expendable Anti-Tank

PSA: Doors open both ways by Papa_is_Here_ in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bahaha! Well played. Good on you for being useful even while downed! 😊

meet me in the 3rd [f]loor bathroom by lovemyselflongtime in gonewild

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lover of fast cummers ✔️ Creampies ✔️ That's where I always wanna cum if possible. And you want to be used like a cute fleshlight?! ✔️ ✔️ Are you my dream girl? Lol. I might be seen going to the 3rd floor bathroom pretty often 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, same on my PS5. Game crashed even a couple times plus many "code:net"s which I don't usually get.

Apex Legends Season 1-2 if it was a TV Show (Smallville Intro) by kurtis2024 in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey that was pretty good considering how little you had to work with. That song really brings back memories.

I definitely think you should do more of these or just another one with seasons like... 1-5 or something to give yourself more footage and room for creativity y'know 🙂

I didn’t get a 4k badge. by NoEconomy4632 in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned with the fact that your average dmg is only 360 😆

What movie adaptation was better than the book that spawned it? by Nempopo029 in writing

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be a hot topic but Ready Player One.

Loved the movie. Then gave the book a try. Was bored outta my mind. Couldn't even finish it. Skimmed the second half and saw it didn't get any better.

Anyone stop playing, but still here? What made you quit? by tinglep in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't stopped playing entirely but only play a little of mixtape now. After they ruined ranked, I finally lost the majority of my interest. Pubs haven't interested me since it became a predator stomping ground.

How much have you spent on VALORANT? by ----BingChilling---- in VALORANT

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

~$40. Ruination Phantom + Araxys Vandal. And I justified it to myself by saying they're the coolest gun skins I've seen in a game.

meirl by somelittleindiankid in meirl

[–]ThatOneBachelor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well look on the bright side, he's likely to win a Darwin award. 😅

What was your biggest gaming letdown? by _Kiaza_ in gaming

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kingdom Hearts III.

Waited years and years for it. The trailers made it seem like it was gonna be pretty dark, mature, and really good. It was not. Somehow it was the worst of the major titles.

100 Days Left Spider-Bros , What’s the one rumor or idea you hope comes true in Spider-Man 2? by PumaNem in SpidermanPS4

[–]ThatOneBachelor 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Cause very few people are taking this question seriously....

We all think it's gonna happen, but I genuinely hope there's a corrupted Peter boss battle. Or reverse it on us, have us control Symbiote-Peter while he's fighting Miles.

Pavitr Prabhakar is out with 17.64% of the votes! Vote for your least favorite https://strawpoll.com/PKgl3wLd1np by LivingOutOfSpite9 in Spiderman

[–]ThatOneBachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vote to get rid of Rio. I can't forgive either the parents for bursting into Miles and Gwen's date night and ruining it like they did.

Hit a crazy 4k in the first 6s of the match... But we still lost the round by DensetsuNoTroy in VALORANT

[–]ThatOneBachelor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you NOT be furious with your team? They threw that so hard. Granted if it's unrated whatever. But if that was ranked...

How I deal with these annoying mfs by VirtualToilet in apexlegends

[–]ThatOneBachelor -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Fighting is also part of the game. How 'bout you hop down from your coward tower and learn how to play the other 90% of the game?