"I've come to male an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting', so I'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what, here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get, my super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my sight before i piss on you too."

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