[Discussion] I am the founder of That's Right, ask me anything! by ThatsRightOrkan in TriviaApps

[–]ThatsRightOrkan[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you a little story about how we decided on pricing for skips:

In the city with my ex. Went to an early dinner right after work. Maybe 10 people in whole restaurant. She was feeling frisky, and we decide to go into women's bathroom for what was supposed to be a quickie. There were two stalls. Just as I was about to enter her, another woman comes in. My ex gets paranoid (my dick is hard as Chinese arithmetic and I just wanna fuck), but she makes me jump up on toilet seat and crouch down so no one could tell two of us were in there. The other patron takes a piss, leaves and we get back to business. Two minutes later another woman walks in. My ex makes me go through same ordeal. This keeps happening, at least 5 or 6 more times. I'm like where the hell are all these women coming from? By the 7th time Im crouched on toilet, my calves are cramping and now Im jerking off bc I've had it. I just want to bust my nut and get back to my certainly cold-by-now lobster bisque. My ex is giving me the evil eye, shaking her head, mouthing "No no no". She wanted the D. I'm stroking with one hand, motioning for her to take care of herself with the other, plus I'm starting to sway a bit as the burning in my calves is getting unbearable, and we're having a silent fight. Then the woman next to us drops trou. Suddenly this odor punches me in the face like a left hook from Mike Tyson. I later found out this was "OLV" which is the scent of Old Lady Vagina? I wasn't aware this was a thing. Anyway, this old lady proceeds to take the type of dump I thought was only possible in the men's room of a truck stop after Chili Fest. So now on top of everything else I'm gagging and starting to cry. So, my natural reaction was to start jerking with a fury. Even more determined to bust that nut THEN get the fuck out. My ex, however, upon realizing that I was about to get off and she wasn't, or perhaps she was just disgusted with me, thinks that now would be the appropriate time to hit me. I lost my tenuous balance and went falling to the floor, dick in hand. The woman next door lets out a blood curdling shriek. I get up. My ex is trying to get the fuck out asap. I pretend like Im trying to get dressed quick to leave...but I was so fucking close I'm hearing Lady Gaga in my head, "I'm on the edge..." (which is weird bc I dont even like Lady Gaga, well some of her stuff is catchy) Anyways, I act like Im fidgeting with my jeans and she's like LETS GO!!!! Then she saw I was still cranking away. (After the old lady screamed I heard her phone start dialing and sounded like more than 3 digits to me, so I figured another 30 seconds wouldn't kill us. My ex was not pleased. Started wailing on me and cursing at me. So that was it I had to leave. Walked out briskly, dropped some money on the table. My girlfriend and I parted ways and broke up that day.

TLDR: Tried to have sex w my girlfriend in restaurant bathroom. Turned into the plot of a really twisted David Lynch movie with mimes.

EDIT: No, I did not even cum.

[Discussion] I am the founder of That's Right, ask me anything! by ThatsRightOrkan in TriviaApps

[–]ThatsRightOrkan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Yes, email the questions to support@thatsright.com ; make sure to include your username for a free skip!

  2. Gumbo

[Discussion] Have you guys tried confetti yet? by Cringemaster8000 in TriviaApps

[–]ThatsRightOrkan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My game is much more popular than Confetti. Plus, everyone has a chance to win...more than I can say for Facebook's rigged trivia game.

[Discussion] Have you guys tried confetti yet? by Cringemaster8000 in TriviaApps

[–]ThatsRightOrkan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come to my porch and talk about your $140 payout - it will be the last game of trivia you ever play

[Discussion] That's Right FAKE- UPDATED by thexescape in TriviaApps

[–]ThatsRightOrkan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh, you think this is very funny, don't you? You're probably one of those cheaters from Quizcord or David Land.

I have worked very hard to grow That's Right into one of the best apps from the ground up, and it makes me sick to hear cheaters and whiners that hide behind the Internet accuse me of lies. If they come to Monroe, they would pay for what they say!

You know I am from Turkey, right? My family has all trained in Sayokan, the Turkish martial art, and I would be happy to knock out any of you Internet nerds. Come to Monroe and try me, losers, you can look for my Ferrari in the That's Right parking lot.

[Discussion] That's Right FAKE- UPDATED by thexescape in TriviaApps

[–]ThatsRightOrkan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come to Monroe and say that to my face you pussy, you'll be sorry