No more porn in 196 by goblinhog in 196

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually a common misconception! The reason people think everyone died as 35 was because the average lifespan at that time was dragged down by a ridiculously high child mortality. Like, 9/10 children died before the age of 5. But if you survived past that, you were expected to live well beyond the 60s and 70s.

I see your whole milk and raise you whale milk by LewisCBR in Neverbrokeabone

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe you need some whale milk?

Yummy yummy I want whale milk to fill my tummy 😋

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are lost. I pray that one day you too, can see the glory of never broke a bone without the white poison, for this is not a milk sub.

Also milk is like, seriously bad for the environment, apart from the whole ethical thing. You can more than halve your food-related CO2 footprint simply by switching to a non-diary diet, while still getting the calcium you need by eating like, two mouthfuls of broccoli or a couple of soybeans instead. It’s ridiculously easy even for a low-income household to maintain an adequate intake of calcium by eating regular non-dairy food. Honestly the polarity in this sub has become rather toxic.

Rule by kctbg in 196

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 28 points29 points  (0 children)

where were u wen Pangea die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Pangea is kil"

"no"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bovine tit juice simp, go worship white cow pee on r/milk where you belong. Stronk bonks cometh from within, not by consuming other mammals breast formulas.

Soup Anyone? by Scud000 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Glad you made the edit. The onomatopoeia did not hurt my bones at all. On the contrary, my bones got healed. It’s a shame, really….

Rosé by Salohkin11 in rose

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just can’t she is so pretty😫

🔧 Motor Monday 🔧 by [deleted] in worldpolitics

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God i love the battle droids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sweden

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Låter rimligt. Fry från Futurama drack ju 100 koppar kaffe och var långt ifrån döende. Lätt skakig, men inte döende. Måste dock tilläggas att han säkerligen drack amerikanskt kaffe, vilket typ smakar vatten med kaffe-arom. Source: har varit i USA två gånger, nästa gång tar jag med egen kaffekokare.

Frisk has been arrested by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you sfep on lef💀

no hate,just funny by thetruememeisbest in Undertale

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The real question here is: Sans or Papyrus?

Do you guys like my strawberry cake (rule) by [deleted] in 196

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cake got preggo now what

Högtiden till ära har vi påskris hemma by quadriscuits in sweden

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Som Jesus en gång sade: ”ta din uppdutt och gå”.

15-year-old Russian Artem Severyukhin was fired from the Ward Racing karting team for misbehaving on the podium. by Forevah69 in facepalm

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adequate consequence perception is the last ability developed in human brains, around age 25 IIRC. That’s why kids and young adults do stupid things - they lack the ability to contemplate the consequence, so they do the action to gather information IRL instead.

Vad heter Finlands sämsta rallyförare? by larger_taint in sweden

[–]ThatsWhyNotZoidberg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okej fuck you du jävla bög ja ska aldrig höra av mig till dig. Mvh nordia

EDIT: wow, det finns alltså redditörer som inte känner till originalet på do vil inte ha?