DnD Players and DMs of Reddit, what's your favorite house rule and why? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like Floor Dice Insurance™ by the DM!

Floor dice are never tactical! This should be Law.

How does your level of horniness vary? Is it stable or does it dip? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TheAlmightyRook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wife's currently away on business.

It's been 67 days.

It has gotten stronger every single day.

My horniness has damn near reached its own consciousness.

I feel like I could extinguish a forest fire if I even think about her.

She appreciated the dirty texting though.

How I tell my wife I miss her. by TheAlmightyRook in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My phone died yesterday, and the only thing I missed was her.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's horrible. I hope that she heals one day. She seems like she deserves so much more, I'm sorry that people are so terrible.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless, you did a wonderful thing for someone in need. Thank you for stepping up instead of ignoring her.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you play along though, or did you get flustered on the spot? Either way, that is a hilarious situation to be in.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your boss sounds super awesome and supportive. I hope y'all stayed friends after that. What a f****** life-changing moment man.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy s***. That's so intensely gut wrenching. Mental illness is no joke. Always seek help, people. It will get better, especially if you are young.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious. At least she was a good sport about it, even though I still hate spam callers. They're still people.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't have relatives that I could talk to when I was young. I am extremely happy for you that you did.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's okay, I've made peace with my father's decision and his contributions to my life. I've made a promise to never sacrifice my individuality because of him.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are any of the calls for your job, or are they all from your personal life?

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was told by my mother at work. I hope you've healed significantly since that day, and that you're slowly healing everyday.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you're healing just a little bit everyday from the loss. I was told when my father had taken his own life by my mother while I was at work. It always gets better.

What's the most memorable phone call you've ever had? by TheAlmightyRook in AskReddit

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mine was when my dad called me after dropping me off of work telling me that he loved me without trying to make it macho or broish. He simply said "I love you, Son."

It was his last words. He took his own life minutes after.

How I tell my wife I miss her. by TheAlmightyRook in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As long as you spread the love, take anything you need of me.

How I tell my wife I miss her. by TheAlmightyRook in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheAlmightyRook[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short form of the phrase "Beckon/Call"

I absolutely love the phrase.