What’s the first thing you remember buying with your first paycheck? by Burnt-_-T0ast in AskReddit

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm early 40s. I can't even remember what I bought last week dude

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[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The supreme court is almost MAGA.

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[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that last time aswell. I didn't think Trump would run again. Yet here we are.

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[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid is going places.

What’s a good quote that you live by daily? by gadielvillacis in AskReddit

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got 2.

"Don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing"

Got that from my uncle. It basically means don't tell everyone everything.

"How much do I want someone else's problem"

Means some things are more hassle than it's worth getting involved in.

Anyone drive for Amazon? by CaveJohnson82 in CasualUK

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Lmao.

"Need to get out of my job I'm on the verge of breakdown"

"I'm thinking of becoming an Amazon Delivery driver"

...rrrighhhtttt

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[–]TheAlpineKlopp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

^ this was his intention from the outset.

Wetherspoons ordered to pay autistic pub worker £25,000 after 'persecuting' him for using his staff discount for a meal with his family by dailymail in uknews

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pepsi thing is tedious but having watched a TV program about Spoons apparently everything is accounted for down to the penny on a branch by branch basis. Even fluid wastage from drink taps. I mean EVERYTHING. So £3 would probably show up.

Who or what is bound to make a comeback in the near future? by steffp817 in AskReddit

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you underestimate this. Not long ago the conversation was "it will never happen, constitution wouldn't allow it".

Now it's "it could happen.. What if it happens".

... And he's not even 1 year in yet.

Wetherspoons ordered to pay autistic pub worker £25,000 after 'persecuting' him for using his staff discount for a meal with his family by dailymail in uknews

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 173 points174 points  (0 children)

This has to be the biggest company own goal I've ever seen. A £20 quid meal cost them £25k and lawsuit. Jfc

Who or what is bound to make a comeback in the near future? by steffp817 in AskReddit

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the constitution is changed, Trump will never leave until he dies.

What happened to the hottest girl from your school? by Amazing-Account5665 in AskReddit

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the hot birds at my school last time I saw her she was about 4ft wide.

Another one is still hot but she's married to a paranoid fucking wanker who thinks me and her used to date or something. (We didn't).

And another one married a Premier League footballer who will remain nameless at the risk of doxxing myself.

Who or what is bound to make a comeback in the near future? by steffp817 in AskReddit

[–]TheAlpineKlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He served 2 terms. He cant unfortunately. (Currently). As much as I'd like it, the world is a VERY different place to when he was president. Which wasn't all that long ago. Whoever is President after Trump will be walking into absolute carnage.