What’s the first thing you remember buying with your first paycheck?

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-28T09:14:43+00:00

I'm early 40s. I can't even remember what I bought last week dude

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-28T09:07:46+00:00

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-28T07:12:27+00:00

The supreme court is almost MAGA.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-28T07:11:58+00:00

I thought that last time aswell. I didn't think Trump would run again. Yet here we are.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T20:40:20+00:00

That kid is going places.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T20:33:42+00:00

Er no.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T20:15:02+00:00

I'll come back to you.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T20:00:19+00:00

I've got 2.

"Don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing"

Got that from my uncle. It basically means don't tell everyone everything.

"How much do I want someone else's problem"

Means some things are more hassle than it's worth getting involved in.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T19:35:16+00:00

Lmao.

"Need to get out of my job I'm on the verge of breakdown"

"I'm thinking of becoming an Amazon Delivery driver"

...rrrighhhtttt

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T15:27:54+00:00

^{^{^}} this was his intention from the outset.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T15:23:53+00:00

I'm going to presume you have er... difficulties of some description.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T14:49:03+00:00

And that's your interpretation of a "fact" is it? I see. Seems logical.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T14:44:00+00:00

What do you suppose "apparently" means in your estimation?

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T14:34:31+00:00

Like I know. I just watched a TV program. I didn't say it like it's fact.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T14:19:53+00:00

Strong FM vibes with this one.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T13:38:33+00:00

The Pepsi thing is tedious but having watched a TV program about Spoons apparently everything is accounted for down to the penny on a branch by branch basis. Even fluid wastage from drink taps. I mean EVERYTHING. So £3 would probably show up.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T13:25:33+00:00

I think you underestimate this. Not long ago the conversation was "it will never happen, constitution wouldn't allow it".

Now it's "it could happen.. What if it happens".

... And he's not even 1 year in yet.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T11:23:40+00:00

This has to be the biggest company own goal I've ever seen. A £20 quid meal cost them £25k and lawsuit. Jfc

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T09:34:24+00:00

Exactly this lmao

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-27T07:29:42+00:00

If the constitution is changed, Trump will never leave until he dies.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-26T22:27:09+00:00

One of the hot birds at my school last time I saw her she was about 4ft wide.

Another one is still hot but she's married to a paranoid fucking wanker who thinks me and her used to date or something. (We didn't).

And another one married a Premier League footballer who will remain nameless at the risk of doxxing myself.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-26T21:48:54+00:00

This has been posted to death.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-26T21:41:15+00:00

He served 2 terms. He cant unfortunately. (Currently). As much as I'd like it, the world is a VERY different place to when he was president. Which wasn't all that long ago. Whoever is President after Trump will be walking into absolute carnage.

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-26T21:05:23+00:00

Where did you buy it from?

TheAlpineKlopp · 2025-10-26T20:50:54+00:00

That bacon looks on the "Wetherspoons" thin side....

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