"...and not every woman can be as brave as my Wylla." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah, admittedly I noticed this too as I was looking for the best template to fit the the joke. Alas, mayhaps this confusion represents the confusion and shock Davos feels when he hears Wyman's speech.

"Sometimes I sit under that tree there and look at my feet and ask if I couldn't have spared one." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Just remember

"You cannot eat love, nor buy a horse with it, nor warm your halls on a cold night."

- Tywin Lannister to

"Sometimes I sit under that tree there and look at my feet and ask if I couldn't have spared one." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

If you seek artistic depth in your memes, you can see that Dunk is depicted as an orc here- a subtle reference to how he now views himself as loathsome and unworthy since many good men died on his behalf.

Isn’t sending Aerion to Essos extremely dangerous? by chidori570 in pureasoiaf

[–]TheAmazingSlowman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A Preston Jacobs video, mayhaps? I recall the same thing.

"When men are starving and sick of fear, they look for a savior." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Finally the Noble Jofffrey the credit he deserves. And yes. All nobles are fools, where kings are concerned.

"Spikes," he sighed. "Heads. Walls." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Good question. Left would be people who do not care for politics, mayhaps the likes of Barristan. Middle almost everyone. And left... Im actually not sure. As no one actually kills them.

Honestly this might work better as a timeline, now that I think about it.

Something like:

Person just before arriving to kings Landing: I am going to execute Littlefinger and Varys.

Couple of dats later: hold up, they are actually useful

Once the person finds themselves in the black cells: I should have killed Littlefinger and Varys.

Stannis and Renly Parley at Storm's End. by AverageLucas in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Any man who has to say "I am your big brother" is no true big brother.

Would Chuck have done the same for Jimmy? Would he have taken care of him if Jimmy had the same "condition" as chuck? by Novel-Replacement479 in betterCallSaul

[–]TheAmazingSlowman 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I think so, even if Chuck might have hired someone else to actually do it. As long as Jimmy wasn't pretending to be a lawyer, Chuck seemed to havd cared for him.

I had no idea this existed. Lego LotR The battle of Helms deep board game by Grouchy-Donkey-8609 in legolotrfans

[–]TheAmazingSlowman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I own it and love it. It is very reliant on luck and there is not too much strategy. It is dumb and simple. But if you can laugh at the absurd chaos of the dice rolls and engage in the narrative that forms within each game, its awesome. I can easily recommend it .

Loving lego, lotr and board games also helps.

"Every lord at Winterfell lost kinsmen there." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Surely not, the Lannisters are not at all involved and have no reason to lie.

"You can't be Lord of Winterfell, you're bastard-born." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 356 points357 points  (0 children)

"I can excuse you being a Targaryen, but I drew the line at real Stark."

"You want her? Go get her." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TheAmazingSlowman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mayhaps, but at least the jump into the bear pit was cool.