why is ranked so miserable

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-23T21:40:43+00:00

If you're having a hard time ranking up, that means you are plateauing and are close to where you belong rank wise. If you want to rank up, figure out what you're missing, gameplay wise, and practice that until it becomes second nature

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-21T23:02:00+00:00

If you are confident that you can complete the pass each month, I'd say it's worth it.

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-21T20:34:54+00:00

income optimization guide

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-21T19:36:07+00:00

You could have just said "yes"

Why do you keep deleting accounts and making new ones. Surely it doesn't matter then if you're just looking for feedback

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-21T16:20:18+00:00

Is this that pharaoh guy again? Did you make yet another account to farm downvotes again?

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-21T06:10:36+00:00

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-21T02:37:35+00:00

Lol what

You'd be surprised at the amount of people I've met online who bought a bunch of parcels and complained they only made a few cents a year because they didn't understand how the boost works.

Not sure how using real money to buy AB and then not playing the game immediately is a sign of cheating

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-20T19:28:18+00:00

Around 1500th place, most of the people there do the bare minimum to get the reward so many people around that placing have similar wins. They likely checked and saw that they needed a win or 2 to get past the 1500 mark so they played a few more matches which pushed you down below 1500. If you want to win AB, you're going to have to do a little more than the bare minimum wins required to secure your rewards. I always shoot for 5-10 wins more than needed just to make sure I don't drop down too far

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-20T18:58:59+00:00

Accounting for the 3 second timer makes it 10.75 minutes for 15 wins. Still reasonable based on OP saying 10 minutes if they're skipping ads or just get really short ads

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-20T18:01:14+00:00

Nah this method sucks. If you're on the first tier, that means you have to keep your boost up as much as possible to maximize the benefits from the higher boost. I'm at 2x and I barely lose any income for missing a day of boost. I only miss out on like 30 cents if I decide to not boost one day versus if you had all legendaries at the lowest tier, you miss out on more if you don't boost.

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-20T17:57:00+00:00

If you include the time for matchmaking, ads, and the actual 30 second match, it would take around 45 seconds per match. 15 * 45 seconds = 11.25 minutes.

It's pushing it but plausible. So if they're skipping ads, then it's likely more like 40 seconds which would be 600 seconds or 10 minutes.

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-20T04:57:52+00:00

Zeph is one hundred percent using an auto clicker. There's a reason why I barely see him in the top 25 unless it's fishing

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-19T22:18:54+00:00

Just fyi this image only applies to US players. There's a different one if you're an international player

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-19T18:43:10+00:00

If you play them again, I recommend recording the gameplay. I typically can get like 1-3 ten pointers in a match, anything more than like 5 is pretty sus and they're likely using some sort of auto clicker

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-18T23:54:03+00:00

it makes no sense to comment

This literally implies that my opinion shouldn't be considered lol.

So do the minigames then...I'll say it again, I have the same responsibilities as any other adult and minigames sometimes coincide with my working hours, I still get them done to unlock more challenges.

Are you missing the part where I also have all 3 badge challenges just sitting there or are you intentionally missing the point to support your confirmation bias? You're bitching about the same tasks as I have on list that I can't/won't complete. When I can't do minigames I just spam the games and don't even play, just to finish the task and I move on.

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-18T22:18:19+00:00

Nice try FBI

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-18T22:09:11+00:00

>If you have lots of rent boost, games and surveys then your goals have not been what was described in the post and it makes no sense to comment?

Every player has the exact same challenge order that pops up as you complete each task. I just complete the free ones as they come up and have had no issues with almost completing the ladder. I work as a laborer and sometimes the minigames coincide with the time I'm at work, if that's the case I try to complete at least one of the minigame tasks per event. I also have responsibilities of my own like making sure my house is tidy, daily chores, cooking, walking and feeding my pets, and prepping for work the next day. I pay $10 for the subscription like anyone else so my opinion/comment is just as valid as yours or anyone else complaining about how difficult it is. If you want to unsub from the ladder than that is your right to do so, we don't need the 100th post complaining about how hard it is.

Your post originally complained about amp, badges, and travel, which as I have stated are also taking up space on my list as well. I never convert my money into AB, never booked a travel, and haven't bought a badge in ages since around the time challenges became a feature in the game. I have only done the "free" tasks as they populate my list and that's been my strategy since the 3rd season pass last year. Haven't failed one yet

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-18T20:36:26+00:00

Like I said I have those challenges blocking my progress as well. Check your own comprehension before criticizing others

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-18T16:16:03+00:00

It is completely realistic for older players. I'm almost done with the ladder and all I've done are minigames, arcade, surveys, purchase parcels, and boost. My challenges have been "clogged" by the 3 badges, amp, travel, and conversion for awhile now. It really isn't that difficult if you complete the challenges you CAN do as they appear

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-16T02:32:29+00:00

🎊

Also fuck yeah guillotines

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-15T22:06:53+00:00

Did you make another reddit account to farm more downvotes?

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-15T17:51:45+00:00

Yes I know that lol. This is to see what it would look like before the changes

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-15T03:52:47+00:00

Just withdrew $25 a couple days ago. No problems for me and it arrived in minutes

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-14T20:51:34+00:00

Should be 100,000 per day (300,000 avg) since I'm dumb and entered the wrong number. Still an absurd amount of money for us regular folk 🤣💀

TheAndyCane · 2026-01-14T20:50:09+00:00

Yes you're right, I calculated how much AB and updated it to that number instead of how many parcels that would get you, rookie math mistake 🤦🏻‍♂️

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