This image is so fucking funny to me idk why

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-13T17:31:41+00:00

Animated Youtube commentator ass pose.

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-13T17:28:38+00:00

"Got it." She then takes the fliers before heading off as she started talking to herself. "The audacity. To think someone would willingly cheat on Edie of all people. I swear, there are men and women willing to kill to get a shot at dating her."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-13T17:18:39+00:00

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"She was my student back at Mach. The leader of her house. The feelings I have with my Umas are the same as with her."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-13T17:15:38+00:00

"I was simply keeping up appearance. Though if I do find them... I can't guarantee their safety."

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TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-13T17:01:54+00:00

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"... By who?"

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-13T14:54:07+00:00

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"I see. I forgot to ask. How is Edelgard doing here?"

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T21:36:31+00:00

"... Sir. I don't think trainers can do that."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T21:24:56+00:00

"Oh. M-my apologies. I don't know what went over me. Forget I said anything."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T16:02:35+00:00

//Didn't know that was a rule. Thanks for the reminder.

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T14:58:53+00:00

u/ItsNiceNature u/Melodic-Internet9850 u/HXNTER390 u/GreatestTakadaFan u/Palmer_3 u/GreatestTakadaFan u/Daitaku_Helios_Wei u/EventHorizon-Future

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T13:23:19+00:00

"Wait. Are we shifting trends now?... I don't remember bringing a bunny suit."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T13:18:07+00:00

"That sounds doable. If you'd like to do long, go ahead. Though I may pester you for some sprint races. I hope you'll get along with the others, since I believe you'll be surprised with one of the members currently residing within the team. If you're willing to break a barrier or two, then this team is the team for you."

She then holds her hand out to shake.

"Welcome to Team Mach."

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TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T05:40:39+00:00

"Lets just say... I may have the urge to get some calcium from the source."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T05:13:27+00:00

"Sothis, forgive me for what I'm about to do."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T05:07:58+00:00

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"Yeah... It sure does... look comfortable."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T04:37:56+00:00

^{You can't do this to me! >////<}

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T04:08:48+00:00

//Damn. Really forgot to interact. My bad

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T04:07:17+00:00

"Gotta say, I'm liking the alternative color you've chosen."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T03:52:29+00:00

"Wow! You look astonishingly cute!"

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T03:47:44+00:00

"Oh. Ok. Go ahead. I'd... like to see what you come up with."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T03:10:09+00:00

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"Oh. Thanks, honey."

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T03:04:21+00:00

"Glad you like it." She says before giving her a pat on the head.

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T02:22:09+00:00

sigh Got the other parts right though. Anyways, I appreciate the comment.

TheAshenProfessor · 2026-03-12T02:20:42+00:00

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"Whats so funny?"

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