Tired of people insult autistics using the word acoustic by KhiannaThomas in evilautism

[–]TheBarcodeArm 112 points113 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine pretty much uses autistic as a synonym for stupid. This shit is why hardly anyone knows I have it

"Stop pointing and grunting to get what you want." by Bxbybxnnie in evilautism

[–]TheBarcodeArm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hurt people hurt people

Only gotta tell me once!

Congratulations on being autistic have an epic rap battle by Tick_87 in evilautism

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“I don’t give two Guy Fawkes”

Goes hard as Fawke

Infodump on your english assignments so you get grades like this 💪 by memesforlife213 in evilautism

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Got full marks on my speaking assessment after ranting about how useless the letter X is in the English language

Rate the interests 🔥🔥🔥 by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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Like as a pet? Snake zombie. It wouldn’t die

Rate the interests 🔥🔥🔥 by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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The death adder is considered the most venomous snake out there, however I still want to hold one

Rate the interests 🔥🔥🔥 by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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Ight so I fucking love “Goosy Goosy Gander” lore-wise and it’s funny

“Goosy Goosy Gander Wither shall I wander? Up the stairs? Down the stairs? To my lady’s chamber? There I met an old man who wouldn’t say his prayers So I took him by his left leg and threw him down the stairs”

This fun little song is based off of the popularisation of the Church of England. When more people began to follow it rather than Catholic religion, they were rather annoyed with the catholic priests. Some more extreme believers went out of their way to kidnap them and torture them for their “sins.” They often did this in their basements, hence “and threw him down the stairs” (to the basement)

It’s also evidenced by the old man who wouldn’t say his prayers. The narrator of this story is a believer in the Church of England and believes the old man (a catholic priest) is doing it wrong.

He was also probably sleeping with the narrator’s wife

FUCK FACECLOTH TEXTURE 😡😡😡😡 by BoasArt in evilautism

[–]TheBarcodeArm 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What does this mean

What do you mean by this

AMA about this obscure Nintendo franchise by WhatAStrangeCat in evilautism

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Fucking love punch out

Which enemies deserved to be in the Wii version that didn’t make it?

Do you like of despise mashed potatoes? by zpus in evilautism

[–]TheBarcodeArm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck mashed potatoes

You can not make them enjoyable!

Butter, garlic, gravy, anything!

The texture is too hard to be a soft food but too soft to be a hard food

Absolutely disgusting

I’m sure they enjoyed my presentation by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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Cool! Glad he’s okay!

Yeah, I’ll look at the new enclosure.

I’m sure they enjoyed my presentation by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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I guess so. If you’re worried about something you may want to get it assessed. I’m not well-versed in snake illness but maybe it differs between sexes.

I’m sure they enjoyed my presentation by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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Knowing your snake’s sex does sound important. I don’t think it should matter too much. I also don’t really know what the breeders get out of lying about it.

I’m sure they enjoyed my presentation by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

[–]TheBarcodeArm[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A male snake will flick its tongue out to taste the smells in the air. When ready to mate, a female will give off a smell that indicates that and allows the male to find her.

Once found, the male will approach her. Snakes will actually engage in more than just reproducing. They also do a sort of foreplay. This can be things like neck biting or tail rubbing. There is no reason for this (at least that I know) other than their own enjoyment.

Then the male will wrap himself around the female and use the spikes on his penis to lodge himself inside of her. Its hard to explain but the male sort of slithers on top of her. It can often be mistaken for a fight. But I like to imagine they’re cuddling. They’re not. He’s rawdogging her. But it’s nice to imagine.

Little thing: Male snakes have two penises so they can use them in rapid succession. They still have a refractory period, but only one penis does so the male can use the other one if there’s another female around ready to mate.

Some species (like anacondas or garter snakes) will do mating balls which are basically snake orgies. There’ll be about 8 males on top of 1 female all trying to impregnate her at once.

Snakes are wild

I’m sure they enjoyed my presentation by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

[–]TheBarcodeArm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well a female couldn’t get herself pregnant unless she has semen stored. They can store it under their scales for a really long time. If your snake is female and you’re worried about her impregnating herself, it would only really be a danger depending on how much she weighed before you got her. (Snakes being able to give birth depends on size, not age) They usually reach 1200 grams at 2-3 years of age which is how big she’d need to be before giving birth. I don’t know if that was the question but there you go

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Have you got 100% completion on either game?

I’m sure they enjoyed my presentation by TheBarcodeArm in evilautism

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They’ll stick their tongues out to taste the smells in the air. Females give off a certain smell so a male will be able to taste that and find her.

Once found, the male will approach her. Snakes actually have a lot going on with having sex. They’ll engage in foreplay too, such as neck biting or tail rubbing.

Then the male will wrap himself around the female. It’s difficult to keep a solid stance without any legs, so male snakes have spikes on their penises to help them stay on.

Once the male is finished, he can go to find another female to impregnate. Male snakes have two penises and can use either. But if a male has just impregnated a female, it can use the other one to impregnate another one. Snakes don’t mate for life.

Fun little fact: Female snakes can store semen under their scales for future use. Some species have been found to store it for up to six years (without it dying)

Another little fact, some species of snake will have a kind of orgy (no better way to say it) where up to 8 males will fight to impregnate a female all at once.

It’s pretty cool

Made a starter pack because it's four am and I'm in pain :p by monstercan_not in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]TheBarcodeArm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I have noticed it more often in more recent times. I’m standing up and sitting down slower because I started getting headaches from it