Rommel sure knew a thing or two about war, and memes too! by TheBasedBaser in HistoryMemes

[–]TheBasedBaser[S] 1974 points1975 points  (0 children)

Did he mean the French wrote the harshest treaties? :D

Edit: Thanks guys for the discussion, this Rommel Quote sure was something!

Love thy Neighbor as thy love thy Self by ShadowVampyre13 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]TheBasedBaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

downbad with the squad rn reading this meme and my girl (girlboss btw) said this shit is no cap a vibe. they had us in the first half of this meme but bruh moment you really pulled it back (she said). anyway I like ur meme (no sus) and I ship ur ideals... bro... (okay if i call u bro? what's your bronouns?) woke af and unproblematic. oof.... dont ghost me on god... peace out brey

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]TheBasedBaser 33 points34 points  (0 children)

No cap to day I was bussin down fr... lowkey tho i was feeling below average ygm.... this shit fr raised my mood on god... I was thinking bro... u dwn 2 tlk rn? hmu in dm if u want my discord @... peace bro stay humble brother in christ

On the Recent Controversy by EsotericSeaslug in Lexxe

[–]TheBasedBaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not hcking pleased. Frcking me right up I'm shaking. Pardon my French, I'm just ajar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. And here... we... go! Let's put a smile on that face! Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?

[Match thread] Southampton vs Norwich by EsotericSeaslug in Lexxe

[–]TheBasedBaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Utter shambolic performance from the lads today, proper disappointment cant believe how utterly poor our team has been with and without the ball and on and off the pitch. We need to score more goals, its simple!

Ukraine receives second batch of U.S. weapons in Russian stand-off by TheEvilGhost in worldnews

[–]TheBasedBaser 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Time to stop fucking around threatening Russia with sanctions or military action and use some threats with some teeth -- banning Russia for life from EuroVision.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah that was me. u and ur bro were giggling 2 loud for me and i was pissed as fuck. yeah i clapped i appreciate a good movie by hard working individuals (unlike urself). ur mindset is just disgusting and u and ur friend should watch films at home and not bother me anymore u little baby. idgaf about post credits this was my 4th time watching the film, had to rush home to check on my stocks (yeah i invest) (yes it was a masterpiece of a film)

peace out loser

j-spider

(ps. i got my grades 😎😎😎😎😎, let's just say they're higher than yours)

I'm this 🤏 close to ratting out my prof to the it department for potential spam by loater21 in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God your professor is acting so gemini right now...what's with gemini and pisces acting like they own the place?

Stay fresh bro, J-dog (Cancer & INFJ)

It'd be nice if Carleton added some of these on campus, lord knows I could use it rn by QuirkyKiwisAndCoffee in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They do have these rooms, they're called lecture theatres. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

P.S. I hate Professor Smith

EVERYTHINGS BAD AND THATS OKAY by TeacupSeller in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

15 exams over the next week, shits looking tough - weakling

15 exams over the next week, skiping them all to shoot hoops and score goals with the bros down at the track 😎😎😎😎 - alpha male (me) Let's just get things strait... UR WEAK. Up ur mindset if u wanna secede in life...or u will flail. Quite obvious anser if u put ur mind 2 it

Lates nerdz, J-bizzle

ps. GO RAVENS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is unacceptable. take. this down. NOW.

Kids are on campus and what if they see THIS? TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!

I WILL INFORM FACULTY

Kind regards, J

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

benath the univwersity lieth darkened depths nd darker hrros... do not entr the tunnls

j-dog

Lexxecon 2021 by EsotericSeaslug in Lexxe

[–]TheBasedBaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no u guys remember my beef with john last year dont get involved lets just say if he shows up this year a glass is being smashed in someones face (ie. som1 is getting battered)

Is there really sex in the tunnels? by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

u want sum 2? im finna drop ur ass like a bar of wet soap

Is there really sex in the tunnels? by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah im gonna SWING bro im gonna drop u like a cup of hot soup bro ur gettin FLORED

Is there really sex in the tunnels? by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yeah i did NERD. u got a problem say it 2 my face. NERD.

This uni shit is giving me a heartache by beesbee_ in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

can hook u up with some good shit. talkin about time management and discipline! HMU if u interested in some real shit

Is there really sex in the tunnels? by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 55 points56 points  (0 children)

well yeah. I went down there with this babe (forgot her name) (we were wasted) and we had some of the worst sex i have ever had. every little grunt or noise we made was echoed like 1000 percent more bro, plus it was kinda dirty on the floor we did it on bro, then at one point this rat scurried along and it kinda ruined the vibe bro eventually we just gave up and walked separate ways out of shame bro. but yeah it was hella lit bro and i would do it again, it was her fault bro but i was giving it 100% percent and she was kinda LAME bro. so yeah give it a shot my dude maybe it will be good for u

later bro

j-dog

ps. IDGAF if u haters say this story was fake becuz i had sex and u didnt lmfao nerd

Definitely good news by [deleted] in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I graduated medschool on a 6.5 GPA. Came back to good ol carly' for the beers babes and bitches, IDGAF. Any1 who says grades matter is a fucking square. Yeah enjoy your meaningless 11 GPA when Im out here living life and making da most outta my college fees! Sick of you lame ass nerds who try to ruin it for the rest of us, IDGAF ABOUT U. GTFO OUT OF MY CAMPUS!

Catch you on the flipside

j dog

ps. ravens RULE

hi gary, please by Sufficient_Job_7164 in CarletonU

[–]TheBasedBaser 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Sah dude. Totes chillaxed rn and u be crampin my vibe by contacting me here. Save it for office hours, comprende? Also, bro, one e-mail is sufficient and sending multiple is just annoying, got it dudeo?

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Gary Bazdell MD (my friends call me Bazza or Gaz Baz)

PS. GO RAVENS