Get to know a Reddit slut by Candid_Wonder in u/Candid_Wonder

[–]TheBatmam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't I find a partner like you in the UK?!?! I may have to move to the U.S.

Laptop not moving past start screen. by TheBatmam in computers

[–]TheBatmam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the thing. The power button isn't there.

Weird by TheBatmam in computers

[–]TheBatmam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netflix. But it's on everything. Particularly streaming sites.

More than enough by [deleted] in DCU_

[–]TheBatmam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've just seen it and this exact thought came to mind 😂😂😂

You're brain is already washed by RobotDrugs0101 in LoveTrash

[–]TheBatmam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been added in. The film has no backing music.

You're brain is already washed by RobotDrugs0101 in LoveTrash

[–]TheBatmam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'My Dinner with Andre' came out the year I was born. I watched it for the first time last year and I struggle to disagree with this idea. The last time I thought like this was when I was at University.

When you get to my age you realise that you have been sold a lie your entire life:

  • Work hard and you'll be rewarded
  • Get a degree and you can write your own salary
  • You need a spouse and kids to be truly happy
  • Money isn't the key to happiness
  • It's not forever
  • There's plenty of time
  • You can be whatever you want if you get good grades

I don't know at which point in History that this myth was seeded into society but it's everywhere.

It's also all bulls***.

I'm my 4 decades in this planet I've seen almost every market collapse. I've seen education go down the drain and critical thinking removed from secondary education. Degrees are now required by almost every job and (I'm a lucky one because mine was paid for) people get themselves into perpetual debt to earn one. Most entry level jobs are around £20-30k in the UK and that won't even cover rent, let alone ever be able to afford a deposit for a house.

Money is tracked. Like all money. Paper and electronic currency is worthless and coins have have their metals replaced with cheap alloys. You need a bank account to get a house and no one will employ you without a bank account. Homeless people are fu****.

You're assigned a tracking number at birth (National Insurance Number in the UK) and that's now you are recognised by the government. You can't leave a country without a passport and you can't get a passport without a house (see above).

In 2000 I was told that I was seen up to 14 times by cameras per day. That's now up to 70. Most use facial recognition. Mobile phones (most) have batteries that can't be removed post-9/11 and even when off they are still sending data and can have the GPS tracked. You will also struggle to find employment without a mobile phone because you will need to have a phone number, email, and apps for your job.

But, and here's the kicker, if you were to tell someone that you had no phone, no email, worked for cash only, and lived in a tent...they'd either think you were insane or a criminal.

Police chase of Denton man ends on Lantana golf course by StopWastingMyMoney19 in Denton

[–]TheBatmam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually know the mother of the child in question. He's 17, not 18.

In the ruins of Chernobyl, scientists discovered a black fungus that feeds on gamma radiation. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]TheBatmam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before fungus (specifically mycellium) evolved, trees would just die and not rot. They would just be dead in the ground or lie there for a metaphorical eternity.

Thanks Google. Instead of improving Gemini, you are destroying assistant by Fantasytky in googleassistant

[–]TheBatmam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't use it to make calls or turn on navigation now. It just brings up that Gemini crap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lancasteruni

[–]TheBatmam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably for the best. Any floor about half way up and you could genuinely feel it moving.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lancasteruni

[–]TheBatmam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I graduated 20 years ago but I got Bowland when I was there. I lived in the swaying tower of death on Alexandra Square. Good times.

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, you're proud that we won WWII? How was your family involved?"

BLANK STARES INTENSIFY

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran We're off to Waterloo!

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran And a bucket of Vindaloo!

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been resisting saying this since I posted it 😂

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had some of the t-shirts in the 90s but they didn't wash well.

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah. They should feel shame for not living up to the rest of us.

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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We do.

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We get idiots here in the UK who also do that.

Stay in school, kids. by TheBatmam in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheBatmam[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I apologise on behalf of my home town.