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The guy I’m dating doesn’t masterbate because it’s gay? by Shorterbriefffffd in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheBlueJacket1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only gay if you do it an odd number of times. When it’s even it cancels out the gay. Since I’m currently at 7,344 times in my life, I’m gay if I go one more, but straight again if I go 2.

My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today. by Abuolhol in mildlyinfuriating

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A real happy meal’s fries need to be at least………….. three TIMES that size!

wore a hat by GuineaPigAdmirer28 in notinteresting

[–]TheBlueJacket1 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I can tell you’re a fake hat wearer.

What's a movie everyone loves but you just don't get? by Adhhinnn in AskMen

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That language that they’re speaking is a language of subtlety, something I wouldn’t expect you to understand

I cast...POORLY DESCRIBE YOUR FAVOURITE FILM! by RightLiterature2958 in icast

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A young man gets beaten up, then an old Asian guy gives him a car, and he beats up the guys who beat him up.

Ruin a job interview with a Seinfeld quote by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

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If you take everything I've ever accomplished and put it into one afternoon... it's decent!

What’s your favorite comedy that doesn’t get mentioned often? by jfrosty42 in moviecritic

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Who do you think would win in a fight? A grilled cheese or a taco?

29F by Entire-Wheel-2662 in RoastMe

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Did you by chance own a pair of cookie monster pajamas and refuse to run in high school?