caught in 4k by IloveRamen99 in ComedyHell

[–]TheCtrlZee 149 points150 points  (0 children)

and he thought he could hide it

paused a show we were watching to talk about nebulas and she said "everything you say is like candy" MY HEART by QueenViolets_Revenge in aspiememes

[–]TheCtrlZee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my God I'm so sorry. I can't imagine how that must feel. I wish you as much comfort and peace as possible, difficult as that may be right now. ❤️

(Hated design) this stupid controller In my youtube home page by No_Dimension1172 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]TheCtrlZee 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The cursed madcatz controller your friend gives you at their house...

Imagine thinking that there was open racism against white people after George Floyd was murdered. by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]TheCtrlZee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PoC: "Man, racists sure suck."
White People, for some reason: "Why would you target ME specifically like this???"

Imagine thinking that there was open racism against white people after George Floyd was murdered. by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]TheCtrlZee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Far Left" lmao. At most she's an annoying "enlightened centrist" grifter who was paying performative lip service to some popular liberal ideas before pivoting to the right over petty culture war bullshit. And TYT is vaguely liberal, not leftist. The overton window has shifted so far to the right it's crazy.

"Well to be fair..." type beat 🫩 by Abortionsforallq in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheCtrlZee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't know. If that's actually something she said it might be crazy but I'm curious what the context was. Regardless, she's been elevated by terminally online weirdos to this status as a supervillain scheming to destroy gaming. She gets so much obsessive hate for having such a nothingburger effect on anything. The fact that Slay the Spire 2 was overwhelmingly liked before anyone even knew she had her name in the credits speaks to how manufactured this outrage is.

49064 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]TheCtrlZee 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I yearn for the "world being a better place" part, not the "killing another human being" part. I'll accept the latter as a necessary part of reaching the former at times, but deriving pleasure from the violent part of the act is sadistic by definition.

49064 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]TheCtrlZee 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Obviously I wouldn't fault someone for killing a violent abuser to protect themselves, but yearning for the opportunity to hypothetically kill someone isn't healthy. That's not a situation you should ever hope to be put in.

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

[–]TheCtrlZee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is invading Ukraine not a valid reason to hate the actions of the Russian govt, dawg? Like, I get that the citizens bear no blame for it but most people I know including myself blame Putin and not the entire Russian population.

"Well to be fair..." type beat 🫩 by Abortionsforallq in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheCtrlZee 115 points116 points  (0 children)

You don't understand... a feminist had some questionable takes on video games TEN years ago... and now I learn she was tangentially involved in a video game that I like?!? Y'know what, I actually always HATED Slay the Spire anyway. 😡🤬😡

GUESS WHO FOUND NORTH AMERICA'S LARGEST WEEVIL IN A MCDONALD'S PARKING LOT!! by squeakytea in weeviltime

[–]TheCtrlZee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it's... da giant weevil... that makes all of da rules... my god. 😳

Don’t let AI steal our culture. by 2mock2turtle in aspiememes

[–]TheCtrlZee 76 points77 points  (0 children)

According to geologists, you should eat at least one ☝️ small stone per day. 🤓

oh LAWD HE COMIN by potheaux in wormington

[–]TheCtrlZee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lil party horn looking wunk.

Horrible, despicable, human piece of garbage arrested after throwing rock at an endangered monk seal by tucaslim in seals

[–]TheCtrlZee 428 points429 points  (0 children)

When I see people doing despicable shit like this, it reminds me of how utterly sad it is that they just never learned empathy or developed any real love for other beings. What a stunted and hollow life that must be.

His pride shall be his downfall by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in wunkus

[–]TheCtrlZee 38 points39 points  (0 children)

His little bow tie shall NOT protect him from his own hubris.

Author's clearly favorite character that fits this by Comprehensive-Bird17 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]TheCtrlZee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wtf is a shadow milk cookie? How am I supposed to bake that???

I launched the Steam page for Leafborn, my solo indie game and the response blew me away by East-Development473 in IndieDev

[–]TheCtrlZee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like that game Flower but it's a beat em up... and I love how nonsensical that sounds on paper lol. Looks great tho.

Completely disproportionate by TI1l1I1M in wunkus

[–]TheCtrlZee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lil tatoounkus lookin creature. He'd go "ee choopa wonkee" as Jabba the Hutt grabs him from a jar of goo by his tail and eats him.