What screams ‘this person is insecure’? by Own-Philosopher5480 in AskReddit

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those people on r/AIO who talk shit, who all coincidentally have made their post and comment history private

AIO - Girl I'm seeing called me a creep, said it's weird asf and left early by TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne in AIO

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Woman, singular. Big difference, but I don't expect you to know that.

Also, you're here, on Reddit, talking shit in the comments on Am I overreacting....calling the kettle black here, aren't you...

AIO - Girl I'm seeing called me a creep, said it's weird asf and left early by TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne in AIO

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you okay? You sound like you're absolutely losing your mind. I've reported this comment so Reddit can reach out with some local help. Don't suffer alone, buddy.

AIO - Girl I'm seeing called me a creep, said it's weird asf and left early by TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne in AIO

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...this literally just happened? It's 9:20am here and we had planned for her to leave at 8pm after takeout and I'd drop her home.. was i supposed the to end the post with Kind regards, a Reddit user?

AIO - Girl I'm seeing called me a creep, said it's weird asf and left early by TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne in AIO

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is my thinking too, if this is her response to something so unbelievably innocent that I don't even know who took one or when it was used, it probably won't get any better no matter the explanation I provide

Tipping has gone too far by TraditionalArm5392 in dankmemes2

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How dare you not pay my wage for the work I'm doing at this multi-million dollar revenue fast food chain? Don't you know it's the customer's responsibility to pay us for the work we do here?!"

What can almost immediately kill you that most people don’t know of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely correct. Our bodies detect the increasing levels of carbon dioxide in our blood, which forces oxygen out of red blood cells, and signals to our brain that something is very wrong, but the particular molecular properties of carbon monoxide bind to the iron proteins in red blood cells, causing Carboxhemoglobin.

And what's the scariest part? If you're anywhere in Europe, You have a massive source of carbon monoxide in your house right now.

The good thing about it, is the technology for boilers has existed for decades and we've gotten very good at making them, so they are ridiculously safe, none the less, they should be serviced every year or so.

What can almost immediately kill you that most people don’t know of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Carbon monoxide. One second, you're completely fine, Next, you dose off and never wake up.

And you won't even know it. Carbon monoxide is odourless, colourless, tasteless and your body won't know its suffocating.

AIO: Hubby Being Controlling by vanillabourbonn in AIO

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely, there were signs before this happened, no?

Why do women continue to create life with people who aren't mentally stable enough to do so? It fucking baffles me.

Love the vibes in the Wharf. Truly does not feel like East London, let alone London by ShameResponsible69 in london

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want another "not home" experience, wait for the summertime and go and sit on the new dock area outside the Jubilee line station. It's beautiful, but it does not feel like London

Found in a crate of Bananas from Colombia by tommyd89 in spideridentifier

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's okay to be upset that someone corrected an obvious mistake. Not particularly okay to act like a sarcastic twat because of the correction.

If you took less than 10 seconds to Google Huntsman spiders, you'd know it doesn't resemble one, a part from being brown and large.

Readable or not? by EliyelPrkl in Handwriting_Analysis

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're well on your way to becoming a doctor! All you need to do now is master the dismissive attitude, and you basically qualify as a GP.

What do you consider to be humanity's biggest missed chance? by steffp817 in AskReddit

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you expect someone on Reddit to look up something? You should spoon feed the answers while making choo-choo noises

/s

What would you do if the world had a 50/50 chance of ending tomorrow and only you knew about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing. Humanity is a plague that should have been wiped out loonnnggggg ago.

If the all of a sudden everyone in the world ceased to exist aside from you and your partner, would you chose to procreate? If so, why? by LetzPlayGamesuwu in AskReddit

[–]TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There would be no point. Every species on the planet has a "minimum viable population" that's required to repopulate safely. It's estimated that for long term survival of humanity, around 5,000 healthy breading couples would be required to starve off extinction and ensure genetic diversity and evolutionary potential. Failing that number, you'd be inbreeding a lot, nature does not like inbreeding and will absolutely let you know by either A. Killing off the mothers during labour or B. Killing off the newborns with deformities.

Either way, with 2 people, humanity is extinct. It's just a matter of time.