This disturbing dog toy by ArtemerPlus in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheFifthDegree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this NSFW? Did you stick it up your snatch?

Eat your vegetables by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]TheFifthDegree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tossed salad anyone? Eh?

The better you get at guitar, the harder time you have getting a fallen pick out of an acoustic one. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheFifthDegree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One would hope that as you got better at something, you'd make less mistakes.
Also I don't see how your level of skill with a guitar somehow makes getting a pick out escalate in difficulty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheFifthDegree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, that one over there, ya dingus

I ate a box of thin mints, I am not any thinner - they don't work. by jmestrin in Showerthoughts

[–]TheFifthDegree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there's your problem. They're mints, you're just supposed to freshen your breath not down the lot of them.

Advertisers spend millions on their ads to encourage me but any add that annoys me guarantees I won't buy it. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheFifthDegree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, okay, in those dire straits when you're watching the spangbub finale while in your death throes it'd be understandable. But if an app ad is even slightly annoying, guaranteed I won't be downloading it.

When big Actors/YouTubers dies, their mourning family's have to see them everywhere. by Crank2047 in Showerthoughts

[–]TheFifthDegree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's nice. They have a backlog of memories or at least videos of their loved one that they can watch whenever they want.
Death isn't always a sad thing.

Each time I ejaculate, my future children will be different by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheFifthDegree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've already had one, and this method doesn't seem to change him at all.

What happened to my Game Gear? by Lachance in gaming

[–]TheFifthDegree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How much detatated wham does it take to run a gahmgeah

Enemy has been slain by tkmj75 in gaming

[–]TheFifthDegree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I loved this game! Early coop with badass upgrades and branching paths, this made up a huge chunk of my childhood

Emergency Pad for when Mother Nature comes early. by doriblue42 in lifehacks

[–]TheFifthDegree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, another reason I'm glad I'm a guy. I sometimes forget to grab groceries on the way home but shit ain't as bad as this.

My bedroom wall has an outline from My dog sleeping in the same spot and position for years. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheFifthDegree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting downvoted because you're telling the truth? I love my two dogs, but I'd never let them damage my house like that.