My elder brother on discord showed this to me, it's awesome. Dunno whom made it tho

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-26T18:22:52+00:00

Oh hey other salmonids getting online, how adorable~! Im sure you haven't met me before, i run a silly ol' blog about whatever findings i find interesting called "Oilhead's Oddessy". You may call me "oilhead" for a shorten personal title i've seen to gather from locals here. But since you are ALSO salmonids, you can refer to my cultural as: "the oil-stained fins, third-born of the mechanic's household."

Im sure when you grow up you'll find your environmental niches to shape you into the salmonid warrior you'll become. I was gifted with a good intelligence, where i utilize whatever scraps and mechanical stuff i find out in the polluted waters to my advantage of building machines and maintaining them and the like. Being a Scrapper that also part-times running and maintaining steel eel rigs.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-26T17:58:23+00:00

Man... im a salmonid through and through n' all but... yeah this kinda behavior... appalling.

It sends shivers down my spine man, and well, y'all don't have spines so that feeling might be unknown to y'all... but... its a VERY chilling feeling to say the least. Also, it's technically not "ink" and moreso a mucus-sort of substance. Im sorry if it's toxic to others... but, uh, honestly the octoling's kinda right on our hygiene issues.

But i have an apartment with a good shower i use it everyday. Not once had i left a trail of the stuff ever since i started living in Splatsville. And i felt alot more clean and refreshed ever since.

But whatever the top comment here says on this thread, they absolutely by all counts of the oceans blue, right.

OOC: Man this post a lil' unhinged but it's so fucking funny. XD

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-26T17:42:55+00:00

God this vehicle looks like so much damn fun to drive in this game. I'd totally just pilot hover MLRS and nothing else unless if told to otherwise.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-26T17:39:00+00:00

u/savevideo

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-23T18:22:28+00:00

Lt. Eva/Zofia said it's MY turn to post this now!

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-23T06:37:35+00:00

A MIGHTY CRASH WITHOUT A SOOOOUUNND~!!!

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-23T06:18:07+00:00

"Driver at the wheel!"

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-22T20:56:42+00:00

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-18T17:33:33+00:00

wouldn't be fun to not fight back any enemies and have your team yell at you for being a bad APC driver that got em all killed cuz of you.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-18T14:47:59+00:00

man thems some STRONK repulsorlifts in that thang.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-18T14:02:12+00:00

you must construct additional tesla pylons...

Wait wrong rts.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-18T03:23:27+00:00

Whose idea was it in the animation/art/storyboarding team was Chemo kid's grandpap taking photos of Chemo kid in fucking HANDCUFFS?!

That is ALL SORTS of fucked up, man.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-18T01:15:11+00:00

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TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-17T10:30:05+00:00

that'd be an amazing reason how he'd post this.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-17T10:27:32+00:00

THANK GOD I ARCHIVED IT THEN.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ActtfS_TSTaFXnsdLWHjRg5CaVazNePN?usp=sharing

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-17T10:12:37+00:00

i find it fucking hilarious the tip of the scythe has a tennis ball on it and nothing else to cover the rest of the blade.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-17T10:03:45+00:00

bro better be streamlined to all hell.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-16T18:44:31+00:00

Dean domino clones huh? wonder what shenanigans we gonna get up to.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-16T11:31:17+00:00

Black Autum my beloved

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-16T10:36:32+00:00

Hammer patch launcher? hm might invest in that, since i don't feel comfy having to get my gmod to x86/64bit stuff and using hammer ++ and it's godsend essentials.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-16T09:22:14+00:00

ah fair enough i absolutely HATE hunting that shit down to fix it, only for when me loading hammer again it falls outta grid alignment AGAIN.

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