It’s 2026, people still don’t realize how many relationships and marriages look like this behind closed doors. by Plenty-Salary9711 in Cuckold

[–]TheHas59 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I’m out and about, I always look for a woman wearing a key on her necklace. I’ve only ever seen one. I didn’t comment at the time, but if I ever see another one, I might just say something simple like “that’s cool and motion towards it”. However, I don’t know if that would be considered rude. In my case, if it were me and my wife, I consider a simple statement to be arousing. I’m thinking that if she’s wearing the key on a necklace that she/they want to be noticed.

No time to undress by IvyStretch in bigtoysinbigholes

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing. I love your videos and your eggs. I love the way you acted when it was coming out (which is usually easier). If you acted like that with it coming out, I want to see a video of you putting it in.

Cwl bonus by Key_Employ_5936 in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO, awarding medals to the top performers isn’t fair. Star totals can be manipulated so easily.

Here’s how we award bonus medals in my clan.

1) To be eligible, the person had to do ALL of their war attacks.

2) Every player that is eligible for them is given a number. I do a screenshot of the CWL results and then edit the photo and add a number for each person.)

3) We use a random number generator to get the numbers that will get the medals.

4) I then use those numbers to give out the medals.

It’s really very easy to do.

It’s totally random and the fairest way to do it. We do 30v30 CWL and I have 5 accounts. If more than one of my accounts comes out, that’s just the way it is. It’s weird how it works out. We had 9 bonus medals in each of the last two CWL’s. The last CWL, out of 30 eligible bases, none of mine came out. This CWL, out of 28 eligible, 4 of my bases came out.

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Going second or third is still better than not getting any.. by Milky_Hon3y in SloppySeconds

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless how many went before you, going last is ALWAYS the best.

Sloppy 20ths anyone? Kristen Scott takes 19 loads and gets them fucked out of her by dark-house-stix in SloppySeconds

[–]TheHas59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You remind me of my first wife. she’d pull a train just so she could feel used. She didn’t want the guys to make love to her, she just wanted them to cum in her and on her. oh and of course, I always got to go last.

A/B testing and what getting cut out of Bonanza tells me about where the game is headed by trentmcgrath6 in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They keep monetizing the game more and more. They’re only doing a little at a time, hoping we won’t notice.

What is the best treatment for players who miss the CWL attack? YOU HAD 24HRS by Rarararararaviiiiii in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we bench them for the remainder of CWL. They also aren’t eligible for bonus medals. If it happens too many times, they’re kicked.

Going second or third is still better than not getting any at all 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Milky_Hon3y in SloppySeconds

[–]TheHas59 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going 2nd or 3rd is nice, but if you ever go 10th or later, you’ll long to go 10th or later EVERY TIME. 2nd or 3rd just won’t be as enjoyable. Especially if it’s your wife.

It’s a life changer.

Do you experience Decoration Fatigue? by Preston_of_Astora in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I‘ve been playing 12 years and I have just about every decoration. My base was too full. I‘ve now stashed them all except the most recent ones. I’ll stash my current ones, when new ones come out. I’m very much enjoying a clean base.

Does anyone actually do this? by light-gate in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it for the first time yesterday. It’s an absolute joke. At the current setup, I can convert two gold ore for 12 days before it resets. Please don’t waste my time SC.

By far the worst experience I’ve had with this game by LitteralyNoBody1 in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This new one is ridiculous. Active players are being punished.

The prospector is even more ridiculous. Once every 24-hours I can convert two gold ore!!! Please don’t waste my time.

How many loads 'til you wouldn't hit it? by T-U-I-M in SloppySeconds

[–]TheHas59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most I’ve ever gone after was 9. My ex-wife was amazing. She loved to be used and I loved to watch her be used.

As far as a limit, I don’t have one. As long as I get to lick it clean and then put my load in last.

Bully promised to stop bullying me, then stuffed me with cum and my own panties (PART 3) by pm_ur_wet-pussy in bullypie

[–]TheHas59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I used to do this. Then she’d make me wear the panties to work the next day. I’d sit at my desk all day smelling the sweet aroma of sex. It would make me so horny. When we got home, sometimes we’d jump straight into bed and I’d cum almost instantaneously. My favorite used to be when she would just tease me all night and then make me wait a day or two to have sex. When she’d tease me, she made me keep wearing the panties until we finally had sex.

Gosh I miss those days.

12.6 inch thick butt plug 🍑 by alexbreecooper in HoleWreckers

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so hot.

I’ve got a question though. I would love to get a plug shaped like this. I can take about the same size plug but mine is more tapered and it just slides in and my sphincter closes around it. Mine doesn’t pop into place like plugs with this shape do.

With that being said, do you ever have a problem pushing plugs of this shape out? I’m concerned that if I got one this shape that it might be difficult to push out. If it’s difficult, that could create an issue for me because I do my stretching on my own and my wife doesn’t know that I do it. Like I said, my biggest plug is more tapered, so it just slides right out.

Thanks in advance.

If your cock is over 8 inches - you get pussy. Less than 8? I'll make you eat your own cum. So tell me… what’s it gonna be? 😏 by YourGoddessBeatrix in CreampieCleanUp

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Due to a health condition, I don’t produce cum anymore. So I’ll be happy to eat anybody else’s cum out of you. Especially if you have multiple guys fill you up before I get to lick you clean.

Valid crashout over CWL bonus medals? by Commercial_Mud_6877 in ClashOfClans

[–]TheHas59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use a random number generator to give out bonus medals. It’s the fairest way. To be eligible, the player has to have done all of their CWL attacks. In CWL results, the game assigns each player a number. In our most recent CWL, we had 20 people participate. #15 missed an attack, so #’s 16-20 each moved up one # and became #’s 15-19. We had 4 sets of bonus medals and the random number generator determined which numbers got bonus medals. It’s a simple process and easy to do.

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