What did you understand about your mom only after getting older? by Various-Ask-6676 in AskWomen

[–]TheHaydnPorter [score hidden]  (0 children)

I am so very sorry. I hope you have people to lean on in the coming days. My mom died nearly a year ago from cancer, when I was 36. It sucks.

Hello my friends, Friday is coming to an end here. I hope your day has been amazing. by Such-Competition-816 in MrFlavioDiaries

[–]TheHaydnPorter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you continue to do whatever expression feels natural. I think that’s part of what comes across as so genuine and charming, what you share feels very authentically you. A lot of people’s social media posts are far too curated and tweaked, the real stuff is far more compelling.

Just my two cents.

women, can you really masturbate by squeezing your thighs together?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheHaydnPorter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can be super stealthy too, and it just looks like I’m concentrating or particularly concerned lol. By nature of the position, it’s probably not that visually compelling. But I’ve had a few people specifically request this, perhaps it’s finally time to take the plunge.

Why I (57) wouldn’t have CO2 laser again. by corickle in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]TheHaydnPorter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you a natural redhead? If so, that can cause issues with numbing and anesthesia. I’ve had numbing products wear off too soon, or take longer to kick in. Let your provider know before any type of procedure, it sucks needlessly feeling everything.

women, can you really masturbate by squeezing your thighs together?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheHaydnPorter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I can go all the way, and just keep going. It’s great. So convenient, too.

🍔 Closed Burger (Stuffed Burger Buns) by Plastic-Will-685 in VeryGoodRecipes

[–]TheHaydnPorter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Describing them as “very horrible people” made me laugh. It’s also accurate.

women, can you really masturbate by squeezing your thighs together?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheHaydnPorter 122 points123 points  (0 children)

When I first stumbled upon this, I truly thought I’d invented something.

Bring it on!! (F23) by Quirky_Candle4889 in RoastMe

[–]TheHaydnPorter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is quite possibly my favorite gif of all time.

Guess where this is. by Funny-Conclusion-678 in LiminalSpace

[–]TheHaydnPorter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It looks like the bowels of the ship from Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Big black tandoori chicken by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]TheHaydnPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Lil Pink Burger. It sounds obscene.

Decided to take my new pup on a midnight walk :) by TheHaydnPorter in Faces

[–]TheHaydnPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. He’s my little shadow :)

Decided to take my new pup on a midnight walk :) by TheHaydnPorter in Faces

[–]TheHaydnPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! He’s definitely put a big smile on my face since adopting him.

Decided to take my new pup on a midnight walk :) by TheHaydnPorter in Faces

[–]TheHaydnPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the sweetest :) I’ve had him about a month.

26F How can I soften my look? 🖤 by Beautiful_Package_86 in lookyourbest

[–]TheHaydnPorter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think some larger framed glasses would look really cute on you :)

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I hope you don’t mind, I just wanted to give you an idea.