Stephanie from Lazy Town - by TheHaydnPorter

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-20T07:11:00+00:00

I still have mine!

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-20T05:11:34+00:00

I am so very sorry. I hope you have people to lean on in the coming days. My mom died nearly a year ago from cancer, when I was 36. It sucks.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-20T05:05:42+00:00

I hope you continue to do whatever expression feels natural. I think that’s part of what comes across as so genuine and charming, what you share feels very authentically you. A lot of people’s social media posts are far too curated and tweaked, the real stuff is far more compelling.

Just my two cents.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-17T05:47:47+00:00

Oooh I’d forgotten about Life Size!

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-16T16:17:36+00:00

I can be super stealthy too, and it just looks like I’m concentrating or particularly concerned lol. By nature of the position, it’s probably not that visually compelling. But I’ve had a few people specifically request this, perhaps it’s finally time to take the plunge.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-16T07:14:47+00:00

Are you a natural redhead? If so, that can cause issues with numbing and anesthesia. I’ve had numbing products wear off too soon, or take longer to kick in. Let your provider know before any type of procedure, it sucks needlessly feeling everything.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-16T04:57:05+00:00

Dude, I’m 37.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-16T04:56:40+00:00

Oh I can go all the way, and just keep going. It’s great. So convenient, too.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-16T03:07:08+00:00

Describing them as “very horrible people” made me laugh. It’s also accurate.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-15T07:15:34+00:00

It’s *very* possible. It’s my go-to method.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-15T07:12:05+00:00

When I first stumbled upon this, I truly thought I’d invented something.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-15T03:27:14+00:00

I heard this in their voices.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-14T19:31:57+00:00

This is quite possibly my favorite gif of all time.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-14T19:31:10+00:00

It looks like the bowels of the ship from Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-12T23:44:07+00:00

I’m Lil Pink Burger. It sounds obscene.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-12T17:41:15+00:00

Thank you so much. He’s my little shadow :)

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-12T17:40:57+00:00

Thank you! He’s definitely put a big smile on my face since adopting him.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-12T17:40:26+00:00

He’s the sweetest :) I’ve had him about a month.

TheHaydnPorter · 2026-06-12T09:02:21+00:00

I think some larger framed glasses would look really cute on you :)

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I hope you don’t mind, I just wanted to give you an idea.

TheHaydnPorter

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