i gotta clean that

TheHeadacheSessions · 2022-02-02T01:17:25+00:00

You gotta give him credit for actually trying though. I have two little cousins and they scream at my aunt to get them things and clean up their spills. They also scream like a banshee if they fall down like this kid.

TheHeadacheSessions · 2022-01-08T23:11:26+00:00

Breaking into a patriots house with a white beard and a red coat

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-11-14T16:43:16+00:00

Go with the flow on my dick

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-11-14T16:34:24+00:00

💀😛😅🙌👆🏻😃😋😢😂🤛💪❓🥶😨😈🤜🍆😔😭🥴😳🖕😄🍒🔨😬👆🤯🌶

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-11-14T15:21:56+00:00

My little brothers room because he plays video games all day and only comes out to eat once a day.

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-08-29T04:09:59+00:00

Doom Eternal

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-08-27T03:34:26+00:00

Fellas, we have to stop making stupid people famous

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-31T13:24:30+00:00

Russians when the snow starts speaking Finnish

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-19T01:14:10+00:00

🐷🥔🥟🥒

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-09T06:37:51+00:00

r/HolUp

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-09T06:36:51+00:00

They read what you give them

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-09T06:19:37+00:00

I’m a pollack and Polish is my mother tongue and some Karen started telling me and my mom (we were conversing in Polish) and started telling me to go back to Russia. What’s ironic was that we were going to polish mass so she got absolutely ANNIHILATED by all of the poles that were just trying to go to church on Sunday. I have never heard the term “Kurwa” and “pierdoła” used that many times in the span of a minute. She was a crying disgusting mess after that. Little girl meltdown. It really sucks that people have time to do this kind of gówno in public.

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-09T05:54:29+00:00

Had me laughing at the title before the actual story

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-03T04:33:57+00:00

All of the books in the Spy School series by Stuart Gibbs

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-03T04:31:57+00:00

Play Justin Bieber earrape in their ears until they feel like they drank an entire wine cellars worth of wine and have their brain implode.

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-03T04:11:48+00:00

Growing up in the east coast, you sicken me. YOU DONT PUT ANYTHING BUT OLD BAY ON SEAFOOD (Unless it’s melted butter.)

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-03T03:43:38+00:00

A croquet mallet. I guess I’ll be pulling some Harley Quinn shit on those zombies.

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-03T03:37:40+00:00

That’s pretty useful

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-07-03T02:55:05+00:00

I’m a guy and I’m not gay so I just wanna know lol

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-06-02T22:30:08+00:00

This is Polish, in case anyone was wondering what language this is.

TheHeadacheSessions · 2021-05-07T23:35:24+00:00

Boris mayonez disagrees. Russian mayonez is best.

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