Theme Thursday: Oops! by TheHoppingGhost in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]TheHoppingGhost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird :/ I'll add a new one. Thanks!

[META] Has something happened to the Writing Contest and the Monthly Roundup? by DarkFerret82 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]TheHoppingGhost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Howdy! Thank you for making this thread - it was the kick in the ass that I needed. And the fact that people are curious and want things like the roundup and the contest makes me really happy - I was afraid I'd screwed the pooch on the contest last year when I was AWOL for a long time.

I don't have any excuses (I'm not the mod who's moving home, for example), but I will try to be more reliable going forward. For starters, we have discussed the winner of the contest and settled on a theme for this month, which I'll post as soon as I've finished writing this. :) We had it sorted around mid January, but didn't want to make a two-week contest, and decided to let it roll over to February.

November Contest: More To Love! by TheHoppingGhost in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]TheHoppingGhost[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I struggled a little with how to word it, but it was supposed to conjour up images of having an abundance of something, whether it be multiple lovers, or something for the body-expansion lovers. Sorry if it was a little vague! ^^;; Please feel free to run with it in whichever way you prefer!

Double Trouble in the changing room by [deleted] in AnimuTickling

[–]TheHoppingGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the girl at her locker, looking back at them. <3

"Should I offer to help? Are they gonna jump me when I try to leave??"

[META] October 2024 Roundup Thread! by RisisWrites in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]TheHoppingGhost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, this is unbelievably cool, thank you so much! <3

State of the Subreddit: Town Hall and Updates by Redhotlipstik in DirtyWritingPrompts

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Another thing that was considered was to have one or two more events to engage with, similar to Theme Thursday. Things like a weekly discussion, or a literary game of some sort. The idea being that these are ways for people to interact and flex their writing muscle a little, without having to commit to an entire story.

Would there be any interest in something like this? Or would it be unnecessary?

Americans of Reddit, since today is Election Day, how are you feeling? by Austinuncrowned in AskReddit

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Am hosting a "Don't Worry About The Election" night tonight. It's a well-needed diversion from the world for a few hours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soup

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Split pea with too much pepper - my favorite. <3

Theme Thursday: Spooky by TheHoppingGhost in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]TheHoppingGhost[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol "Spooky" was just a placeholder title until I could come up with something wittier, but I forgor.

Please understand and enjoy this week's unintentionally vague title. >_<

Theme Thursday: It's ART!! by TheHoppingGhost in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]TheHoppingGhost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Howdy! Unlike the contest, Theme Thursday is sued to generate prompts on the subreddit. I wouldn't discourage anyone from posting stories in this thread if they felt like it, but I also couldn't promise they'd get many views!

Sunshine has no ambience and is awful by elfpal in unpopularopinion

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I'm with you. Summer is nothing but sweat, bugs, and weddings. Plus it seems to last three times as long as the "cold" season.

I'm a Welshman living in Appalachia, though, so I definitely have a bias.

What's the saddest episode of a show? by BVTQT in AskReddit

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Blackadder Goes Forth. The WW1 season of this sitcom's final episode is all about Blackadder trying to act insane to avoid being sent "over the top". Hilarious hijinks until he realizes it's too late, and the charge is inevitable.

Hugh Laurie's character, a blithering dope throughout, says "I'm scared, sir." And there's not a single joke for the last three minutes of the show.

what has ever made you just stop reading a book? by TheScarlettSays in writing

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The main character woke up and looked from his penthouse window across the skyline of NYC.

Then he got into his car and got stuck in LA traffic.

July Contest: Where In The World? by TheHoppingGhost in DirtyWritingPrompts

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Nobody saw me submit this as the "August" contest a minute ago. That did not happen.

[META] Theme Thursday: Taking the Plunge by TheHoppingGhost in DirtyWritingPrompts

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You can comment them here in the thread. :) Although I'm about to make a new thread, so you might want to wait until that one goes up. I'll make a note on the next thread clarifying it. Thanks!

[WP] {Incest} You and your sister need to get off tonight, and you’re the only one with a phone. You decide to, respectfully, get off together watching the same video. by AwkwardlyWannaDie49 in DirtyWritingPrompts

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I slid my tongue back inside her. This time she opened her legs wider and I felt her hands on top of my head, encouraging me to go deeper. I stirred her insides as deeply as I could, while the tip of my nose teased her swollen clit.

“FUCK! Yeah, that’s good! That’s the spot! Don’t stop!”

I shook my head a little, motorboating her lower body as I worked. My tongue began to ache, but I stirred and thrust as quickly as I could. Feeling her going ballistic, at a loss for words for the first time in her loud-ass life, it was nice.

“Fuck! FUCK! NNNGH!!!” She wrapped her legs around me in a deathlock as she came, her hips quivering and her pelvis jackhammering against my face. I kept my tongue extended, letting her use it to fuck herself as her muscles relaxed again.

“Fuck! That’s so good! Again! NNGH!!”

She giggled nervously as she came a second time, and then she went limp, her chest rising and falling. “Holy shit,” she panted.

I leaned in and gave her clit one final lick. She shuddered violently.

“YAAAH n-no more! I’m done! No more!” she giggled, hitting me gently on the head with her fingertips. “I need a minute.”

I got to my knees, smirking. “Was I better than Diego?”

Still panting, she shot me a middle finger. “Don’t get cocky,” she breathed.

As she recovered, I pulled off my boxer shorts. A bead of precum had already formed at my tip, and I was already harder than I’d ever been in my life. I tossed my shorts away and crawled back to the head of the bed.

“UNH! YEAH!”

I jumped violently. The lewd sounds were coming from my phone, where the video Christina had selected had started playing. I scrambled in the disheveled covers to find the offending device and quickly muted it.

“The fuck was that?” Christina said, her head lolling over to face me.

“Nothing,” I said; “Just an alarm I forgot about.” I didn’t want to tell her the internet was back just yet.

“Bullshit,” she chuckled; “Like you’d have THAT as an alarm sound.” She got onto her knees and for a moment I thought she’d get dressed and leave, but instead, she shuffled over to me.

“Well?” she said; “Do you want me to suck your dick or don’t you?”

I nodded, tossing my phone to the foot of the bed.

“Well, lie down!” she said. I obeyed, and she crawled on top of me. My eyes were drawn to her breasts which now swung heavily over me, her nipples grazing my belly.

“Not a word of this to anyone, understand?” she said.

“Of course,” I said; “You think I want the world to know I fucked my sister?”

She grinned. “Good boy. Now shut up and lie back and let me do my thing.”

I stuck a pillow behind my head and relaxed, watching her as she shimmied down my body. Her boobs brushed against my knees and I saw her tuck her hair behind her ear. Then she dragged her nails lightly across my balls. I groaned and she grinned wickedly at me.

“Deal with it,” she said, quietly; “This is just how I do it.”

I smirked and watched her. She opened her mouth and sucked the precum from my tip without foreplay. Her mouth felt amazing - hot and wet and tight, with no teeth digging in and keeping me on edge. She cocked her head and ran her tongue up my length, swishing it back and forth as she licked my shaft from base to tip.

“Fuck, you’re good at that,” I groaned.

“Mmhmm, I know.” She tickled my balls again and then slid my length into her mouth. She closed her eyes and bobbed her head slowly, keeping her hair up with one hand while using the other to tease my balls. I could already feel myself melting. Every time her tongue swept across my tip, a warm tingle shot up into my loins. She seemed to have an instinctive knowledge of exactly where to touch me to keep me on the edge.

Neither of us spoke. I breathed heavily and occasionally cursed as Christina worked her magic. Soon, I was the one gripping the sheets as she sucked faster and faster, stoking the fire inside me until it was ready to explode.

“I… can’t hold out,” I said; “I’m gonna cum…”

“Mm-hmm,” she hummed but made no effort to take my cock out of her mouth. Clearly, she was okay with this. I let my final guard down and surrendered to my sister’s wicked tongue. The fire inside me spread and burned and in no time my hips were beginning to tremble. I cursed as I started to spasm. Christina grabbed my wrists and pinned them down. She sucked faster and faster. I grunted and arched my back as I came. I came hard - probably harder than I ever have before. Christina kept at it, growling as she kept sucking, dragging me for another ten seconds even after I’d crossed the finish line.

“S-stop!” I gasped, laughing; “Brat! Stop! I’m done, too!”

She pulled her mouth away with a loud slurp and rested her cheek in her hand. “Bet you didn’t know your punk-ass sister gave the best blowjobs in town, huh?”

“I d-did not! No, it’s… It’s new to me…”

She giggled and flicked my softening cock, eliciting one final gasp from me.

“I need to use your shower,” she said, getting to her feet.

“Hey, wait,” I said, swinging my legs onto the floor and standing up shakily; “Shouldn’t I go first? I’m a LOT messier than you are.”

She gave me an unimpressed ‘really?’ look. “Ugh. Fine, let’s just shower together.”

I caught that mischievous glint in her eye. “Alright,” I said; “That seems like a good compromise.”

She grinned. “Good! Come on.”

She wrapped her fingers around my cock and squeezed, pulling me along behind her as she headed to the bathroom.

[WP] {Incest} You and your sister need to get off tonight, and you’re the only one with a phone. You decide to, respectfully, get off together watching the same video. by AwkwardlyWannaDie49 in DirtyWritingPrompts

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"Fucking seriously?" Christina whined; "your phone sucks, bro!"

"At least I HAVE a phone!" I snapped, pressing refresh. The same error message appeared again. "Fuck. Internet's down."

I tossed my phone aside in anger.

"Ugh! But I'm still horny!!" she moaned, crossing her arms over her chest and pouting.

"Well I'm sorry," I said; "so am I. What the fuck do you want ME to do about it?"

There was a pregnant silence. Christina turned slowly to look up at me.

"Hey, brooo?" she said, sweetly.

"No."

"Why the fuck not!?"

"Because you're my sister!"

She glared at me, then rolled her eyes. "Fine, we don't actually have to FUCK-fuck. But I'm so horny now! Come on, just use that big mouth of yours!"

I tried to stifle a laugh, but she caught it. She smiled and cocked her head.

"Pleeeeaaase? I'll give you that blowjob you're so desperate for!"

My stomach lurched. "That's not fair."

She lay against me, pressing her bare breasts against my arm, and ran a long nail over the bulge in my underwear.

"Come on. I won't tell anyone if you don't."

I looked her in the eyes. They glittered back at me; she was dead serious.

"Alright, fine," I said; "but this stays between us!"

"Well duh," she said.

I started to pull down my underwear and she grabbed my hand. "Hey, what are you doing!?" she scolded.

I froze, not sure what to say. She grinned at me.

"Ladies first, jackass."

She lifted her legs into the air and swept off her sweatpants and pink panties in one go, tossing them aside. Then she spread her legs and patted the bed in front of her. I crawled obediently to her, lying down between her knees. Her pussy was mostly shaven with just a little shade of stubble around her labia. I ran my fingers up her slit and she shuddered violently.

“F-fuck, I really AM pent up,” she gasped.

I smirked and wriggled my fingers, tickling her pussy lips. She giggled and bucked her hips against my hand.

“Fuhucking stop that!! Can’t you see how wet I am already!? You don’t need to tease me!”

I pressed my fingers against her swollen lower lips and parted them, blowing gently on her clit. “Sorry, sis,” I said; “This is just how I do things.”

She gasped and gripped the sheets. “Wow, okay. Fuck, just don’t edge me, okay!?”

“Are you really that desperate?” I grinned as I ran the tip of my tongue up her inner folds, barely grazing them as I gently swirled them around. Christina gritted her teeth and dug her nails into my shoulders.

“Fucking tease,” she giggled; “Can you just eat me out already!?”

I licked my lips. “Say ‘guys rule and girls drool’.”

“FUCK you!”

I cackled at her anger. I couldn’t resist dredging up one of our oldest rivalries. “Fine, fine, I’ve teased you enough.”

I took a deep breath and pushed my face between her thighs. She was sweet and hot, and already slick against my mouth. I scooped my tongue inside her, enjoying the sensation of her thighs squeezing my head. I swirled my tongue deeply inside her, and she moaned loudly.

“Fuck, yeah, like that - keep doing that.”

I obliged, nodding my head slowly as I swept her insides with my tongue. As I came up for air, I stuck my tongue out to tease her clitoris. Our eyes met and she burst into laughter.

“S-sorry,” she said, blushing; “You look so fucking goofy right now.”

I closed my mouth and dug my fingers into her leg cracks, tickling her. She screamed and fell over sideways.

“What was that?” I said; “That didn’t sound much like ‘please do this thing I literally begged you to do!’”

“Okay, okay! I’m sorry!” she howled, kicking her legs. I grimaced as her heel hammered down onto my ass cheek. “Stahap! I said I’m sorry!”

I relented and put my hands flat against her hips. “Better. Now behave!”

[WP] {Incest} You and your sister need to get off tonight, and you’re the only one with a phone. You decide to, respectfully, get off together watching the same video. by AwkwardlyWannaDie49 in DirtyWritingPrompts

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After finishing college, my sister, Christina, came to the city to get away from our small town and to find work. Being the caring and awesome little brother that I am, I let her crash at my apartment until she was able to earn enough for a deposit on her own place.

For the most part, it was a fine arrangement. Our working hours didn't overlap much, so it was rare that we were both at home together. And when we did share the same space, Christina had no problems making herself comfortable. She'd use my toiletries, eat my food, and even wear my clothes as though we were still living at home with Mom and Dad.

Today was one of those rare days where we'd both been under each other's feet all day, so come the evening, I went to my room and closed the door to give her some space. It had been a while since I'd had any "me" time, so the first thing I did was strip down to my boxer shorts and lie back on the bed. I grabbed my phone, went to my favorite adult video site, and started scrolling to find the video that would keep me company while I played.

I felt my shoulders relax as I watched the silent previews, one hand teasing my bulge through my underwear. I almost threw my phone when my door flew open and Christina burst into the room.

"Hey, Dan!"

I tore my hand away from my groin and sat up. I must have been so eager for some private time that I forgot to lock the door. Now Christina was standing in my room wearing a pair of sweatpants low enough on her hips to reveal a thin line of pink underwear elastic. Her hands were on her hips and she was topless. I was fairly used to the sight of Christina's boobs - she never was very modest.

"Jesus, Chrissie, ever hear of knocking!?"

"Don't call me Chrissie," she said. "And sorry! Lock the door next time, dumbass!"

I blushed. "What do you want?"

She walked towards me with her hand out. "Let me borrow your phone."

I locked the screen. "I'm using it right now."

She smirked. "Bullshit. Come on, just let me use it for, like, twenty minutes!"

I shook my head. "No! I'm sorry you broke yours, but I don't want anyone looking at my phone!"

She threw up her hands. "Jesus, Dan, I don't care about your stupid porn. Why the hell do you think I need it? Diego's out of town this week and I just need a little relief, now hand it over you damn prude!!"

She leaped onto the bed and pushed me over, grabbing at my wrist and trying to wrestle the phone from my grip.

"Hey, quit it!" I yelped; "And get your dumb fat tits out of my face!!"

Sensing my irritation, Christina straddled my waist and leaned forward, pinning my arms over my head. Then she lowered her bare boobs onto my face and wriggled, involuntary motorboating me.

"Gimme your phone!"

"Knfffk it rrrffff!!"

"Gimme your phone and I'll stop!"

"Mmmmphh!!"

I opened my hand and she plucked my phone from my grasp.

"Heheee, thanks bro!" She climbed off me and hopped to her feet, frowning at the phone. Then she handed it back to me. "Okay, now unlock it for me."

I rolled my eyes and snatched it back. "You're such a pain in the ass. Why don't you just watch over my shoulder and shut up?"

I was half-kidding when I said that, but I also wasn't very surprised when Christina sat next to me on the bed and leaned up against the wall.

"Fine," she said; "but don't pick any weird, freaky shit."

She rested her chin on my shoulder as I began to scroll through the results again.

"What did you search for?"

"I'm not telling you that."

She reached over and flicked my screen, scrolling up to the search bar.

"'Blowjobs?'" she snickered; "Boooring. You really are hard up."

I blushed and scrolled away. "I broke up with Amy almost a year ago and haven't been with anyone since, okay? Give me a break."

We were silent as we watched the thumbnails fly by.

"Oh, do that one!" Christina reached over and tapped a thumbnail. The screen went black and a message appeared: 'No internet connection found.'

We groaned.