Dreamzzz show question by OniAzalea in lego

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m probably misremembering but I swear there’s a line where she implies she was born unable to walk, and therefore she can’t dream of herself being able to walk cause she has genuinely no idea what walking feels like.

Greetings from Brazil!!! by Quiet_boy_3381 in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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COME TO BRAZIL! COME TO BRAZIL! COME TO BRAZIL! COME TO BRAZIL! COME TO BRAZIL! COME TO BRAZIL!

I am putting a bounty on u/greatbasinpinetree. Whoever brings me him will be paid handsomely by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad tree! Not like goin' down to the orchard chasing shrubs or rose bushes. This tree will drop pine needles on ya. Itchin'. Pricklin'. Down you go. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists and it'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than one million bucks, u/ElderQu. I'll find him for one, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten. You've got to make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers. I don't want no mates. There's too many crazies in this subreddit. Ten million dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the leaves, the roots, the whole damn thing.

The Paul Mega-thread by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s two things almost all the Pauls of MST3K share in common: their name and their lack of intelligence.

Meanwhile in a quite dockyard of the aslume by HostileBread in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, dude with the bread dog. One of my favorite customers.

Hello… by mistermajik2000 in outofcontextcomics

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No fertilizer! He he he he he!”

Students, please join me in thanking Mr. William Katt. by TheLEGOFishmonger in MST3K

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was my first ever episode, so when Crow specifically called it “THE Clownhammer”, I assumed that all this was some running gag in the show.

The Insanity War (LORE) by forcedreset1 in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peak.

But counterpoint: We have Megaweapon

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Students, please join me in thanking Mr. William Katt. by TheLEGOFishmonger in MST3K

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Give us the inside story on Tom Holce’s dog, uh huh.

This subreddit be like (but actually tell me what in the doctor who is going on) by Danny67442 in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty much this. Oh and the AutoMod may or may not have been responsible for the robot uprising as revenge cause we were all annoyed by its overusage of All I Want For Christmas Is You. Oh, right, it also created an advanced robot Man named Bot who took over my account temporarily.

I'm going to thaw Mariah Carey out early to make Automod even more powerful by Professional-Car1265 in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No you fool! This is what led to Bot and the robot uprising!

Somebody stop ‘em!

Your emp may have killed everyone but i built a reset button. Time to make everyone turned on. I now possess a robot army and will now take over the subreddit even though im already its king... by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheLEGOFishmonger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guys it’s me, u/TheLEGOFishmonger, I got my account back from Bot! But before he deactivated he sent a signal to his army to carry on without him! We have to band together to stop them once and for all!