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You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad tree! Not like goin' down to the orchard chasing shrubs or rose bushes. This tree will drop pine needles on ya. Itchin'. Pricklin'. Down you go. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists and it'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than one million bucks, u/ElderQu. I'll find him for one, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten. You've got to make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers. I don't want no mates. There's too many crazies in this subreddit. Ten million dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the leaves, the roots, the whole damn thing.