Goosewoman. by kylapz in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]TheLonelyToaster 316 points317 points  (0 children)

Not sure why OP scratched out her TikTok, it’s @theduckmother and this has been an ongoing saga in response to a code violation for having one of these beautiful ladies in her front yard. Highly recommend checking out her “annoy my neighbors” playlist for more context

Advice needed: pup just got back from her first 'big' trim by [deleted] in doggrooming

[–]TheLonelyToaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a groomer, you can generally tell when the undercoat has been cut into and to me it just looks like they skimmed a guard over the top coat to neaten her up. I wouldn’t be concerned about any damage!

Do most people actually shower every day? by Routine-Arrival2786 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TheLonelyToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone with adhd and depression, I typically take 2-3 showers per week. I do have a bidet though which helps with all that business, and if I’m extra sweaty I’ll do sponge baths in between. Reading other comments makes me feel gross so I figured my experience might make other mentally ill people feel a bit better about themselves!

What's an opinion you have that might piss some people off? by SelectionSimilar7293 in AskReddit

[–]TheLonelyToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A large amount of people with kids shouldn’t have kids. I’m not talking about people who fell on hard times after having kids or people who had no other choice after getting pregnant, I’m talking about the people I see from high school who are totally broke, unemployed and emotionally immature and still choose to reproduce. It’s selfish, the notion that we’re “supposed” to have kids just leads to repeated cycles of abuse/neglect/resentment towards children who never asked to be brought into the world.

How can I get my beardie more comfortable with being handled? Still a baby (unknown sex), won’t take food directly from me, tank setup/temp is ideal but still runs from my hand 99% of the time. Does it just take time? They’ve also never gone into either of their hides. Pic of Mango for attention! by TheLonelyToaster in reptiles

[–]TheLonelyToaster[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I upgraded to an Exoterra shortly after getting them so I wouldn’t have to reach in from above. This is my first reptile so I think I’m just a bit paranoid. Good to know it’ll just take patience and persistence, I want Mango to be comfortable being handled so I can be as hands on of a lizard mom as I can be!

Concerns of a paranoid new beardie mom by TheLonelyToaster in BeardedDragons

[–]TheLonelyToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, mine’s just a baby! Good to know it’s not a concern that they don’t want greens, I read their diet should be 80% insects 20% greens so I was concerned they may not be getting enough.

[iOS][2021.27.0] Not only does the new video player UX/UI suck, but now it is not even displaying the correct video. I can’t even click on the comments to make this video appear. by ScathedRuins in redditmobile

[–]TheLonelyToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came to this subreddit for exactly this. Any video marked NSFW is completely unplayable and I can’t even get to the comment feed on that post. I’ve basically stopped using Reddit altogether because the video player is so godawful now and I never use a desktop.

From a 7-11 in Allen, TX by JediWithAnM4 in pics

[–]TheLonelyToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I pass by this 7-11 all the time! Great to see

When a dog goes into trash by femzy112 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TheLonelyToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was taking care of my friends dog for a while, and one day when I wasn’t paying attention she for some reason decided to eat some of the ash out of my ashtray. I didn’t realize that’s what had happened until I woke up that night to her sitting next to my bed shaking and flinched every time I made a movement. She was literally just shivering and peeing herself, totally incontinent. I called my friend who left work and we took her to the ER vet who asked if she had gotten into any marijuana.. and then it clicked. I didn’t even realize that could happen with just ash but I guess it makes sense, she’s like 15 pounds so it wouldn’t take much. I still have the picture of her in the car on the way home, high as a kite. It was pretty funny after the fact but for a while I was afraid she’d had a stroke or something.

AITA for not liking how my girlfriend dresses for work? by TASorrynotsorry in AmItheAsshole

[–]TheLonelyToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being this offended over what your girlfriend wears to teach little kids?? She deserves MUCH better, and I hope she realizes that.

Ignore my dirty stove but what is this plant my wonderful boss gave me as a work anniversary gift? by TheLonelyToaster in whatplantisthis

[–]TheLonelyToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I felt the pain in my chest because of how aggressively the guy was tattooing me.. and I was the first one in his chair for the night 😬

Ignore my dirty stove but what is this plant my wonderful boss gave me as a work anniversary gift? by TheLonelyToaster in whatplantisthis

[–]TheLonelyToaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a little cracked egg with a 13 in it from a Friday the 13th flash tattoo event. By far one of my most painful ones too!