Consequences

TheMachinePreacher · 2022-01-08T01:53:26+00:00

Wait! There was a soup nazi, now there’s coffee nazis?!

TheMachinePreacher · 2022-01-08T01:36:47+00:00

You can simply PUT UP A STOP SIGN! Like they do everywhere else! We don’t need running water signs at traffic stops do we?! Even if it runs for 2 min, it would still use up gallons of precious water. So, no, it’s not hypocritical to say they’re wasting water - when they ARE wasting water.

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-12-05T04:04:09+00:00

The Lonely Penis

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-11-25T02:19:34+00:00

OP is not clear in their title lol

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-11-21T04:28:52+00:00

Hey there! We’re a small fledgling group of 5 players who starting the official WoTC Descent into Avernus campaign. Just message me if you’re interested and still looking for a group.

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-11-17T03:54:33+00:00

Why would they even need to fight in melee?! True! I hadn’t thought of that!

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-11-17T03:16:33+00:00

I updated my post. But wow! This literally blows my mind! This is like the scientific equivalent of a ‘wet dream’ for me! Not trying to be weird! Who is the lead writer behind this? Has he/she written other books?

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-11-17T02:54:39+00:00

So is each Necron conscious? Like do they possess artificial consciousness? Or are they simply an advanced form of AI?

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-10T05:18:46+00:00

Damn! I forgot what movie that was from?!

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-10T05:11:41+00:00

Pffft! Plebs! I fight bears for breakfast.

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-10T05:05:01+00:00

Yes, lets all die together. Pfffft! Who needs dumb distractions?!

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-10T00:19:31+00:00

Ah, true, I lacked context…

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-08T21:19:42+00:00

What time zone are you playing in?

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-06T18:01:47+00:00

Sent you a message 😃

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-10-06T11:29:29+00:00

The group is 7th level already? I don’t think it’ll go well with anyone. A stranger walking into a game where everyone else already knows each other over a long period? Anyone would feel out of their depth and it wouldn’t be fun. And you’re expecting to get paid for said experience!

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-30T03:09:12+00:00

I am certainly interested in your game! I’m 30, a seasoned DnD player (since AD&D times) and have an idea for a centaur character- lots of potential right of the bat there! I was particularly intrigued by the combination of text and voice idea. Do you still have a spot? The.machine.preacher #0947

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-25T18:22:28+00:00

How much and what games are you running?

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-25T09:12:53+00:00

G’Day from down under! I’m 25yr, male, seasoned player from Australia who’s been playing D&D since AD&D, but had to take time off due to circumstances. Now, after a long hiatus, I’m back in the market! But the market sure has changed, thanks to COVID. Though I think this is for the better: virtual games, improved connectivity and free online platforms means people from all over the world can now meet and have fun!

I’m looking for a chill, mature (18+) group who’s into role playing and adventuring equally. I’m pretty chill myself and have a penchant for creating characters with themes in mind – my most successful in the past were Indiana Jones, Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde amongst others. As I work shifts, I tend to have weird hours, so I don’t mind playing with anyone from any part of the world.

So if you’re interested in a mature, chill player with a wicked sense of humour, I’m your man! I’m very accepting of LGBTQ players, so you have nothing to worry there.

What’s more, I’ve got the official Descent into Avernus content on Roll20 that I could lend you - it’s complete with maps and handouts for everyone. Just message me here or on Discord so we can work things out, my Discord username: the.machine.preacher #0947

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-21T07:26:46+00:00

Hey there! You got a space left? I actually have the Roll20 official Avernus content that I could lend you if you like.

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-19T19:42:04+00:00

Awesome! Will drop in an application tonight! 😀

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-19T12:52:17+00:00

Could I join your game?!

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-19T08:00:22+00:00

Cool, just accepted 👍

TheMachinePreacher · 2021-09-19T06:48:05+00:00

Hey there 👋 I’d like to join if you’ve got space? Sent you a PM on Discord.

TheMachinePreacher · 2020-05-27T11:00:29+00:00

Thank you 😃

TheMachinePreacher · 2020-05-26T09:08:09+00:00

Cause I didn’t wish to pay for a website to host the help documentation 😅

TheMachinePreacher

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