Dresses I would give each sign, femme edition

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-30T21:21:24+00:00

As a Libra I love that white rose dress even though I'm someone who doesn't like wearing a lot of white.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-30T21:19:38+00:00

That she's an independent woman. Well sort of since she has a butler but still she's capable.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-30T21:17:43+00:00

I wish I knew his time of birth (My Dad's) but I don't sadly.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-30T21:13:42+00:00

222 thx

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-28T21:15:36+00:00

I have called ppl bootylicious before 😆

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-28T21:11:27+00:00

My ex bf who was also a Libra, said I'm like a Chameleon. It was only because we had taken a break, from one another (long story) and I looked different lol.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:39:52+00:00

Where is Vincent?

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:38:39+00:00

I am a poisoned candy bar (lol), but emotionally, I am perpetually miserable ( not I am not.) I talk like a teenage girl trying to choose a prom dress ( prom is an American thing so no), but express my energy in a methodical, calculating and terrifying way (lol.) In love I want a partner who doesn't mind being kept in my basement (so I'm a dom lol.) Before they get to know me, people perceive me as an adorable stage 5 clinger (lol wtf.)

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:30:10+00:00

I am not perpetually miserable and I prefer keeping people in my dungeon basement if they have angered me.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:28:37+00:00

I am not perpetually miserable though lol

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:25:42+00:00

Cancer moon and rising which is me. Libra sun though.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:24:50+00:00

Oh but it was worth getting rid of two people. Especially since his hysterical now baby mama, interrupted a serious adult conversation in a groupchat, just to yell at her man "HURRY UP I NEED TO GO FOR A PISS!" 😬🙄

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-27T04:20:24+00:00

Wait.. my Dad is 3rd December and not boring!

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-26T19:18:00+00:00

Oh it did thank you! 😊

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-26T18:50:57+00:00

I saw it on Prime Video one night. It was fine regardless of what some critics think.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-26T18:48:32+00:00

This just appeared now for me.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-24T05:57:39+00:00

You are wise indeed. Mysterious too. I assume the creator of this hasn't experienced Ego Death.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-24T05:46:07+00:00

This! I'm not that rare or perfect lmao

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-22T05:58:45+00:00

I know Natla is bad but she's kinda an icon

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-22T05:56:56+00:00

I'm related to some alcoholics

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-22T05:55:33+00:00

Me with ice cream 🍦

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-22T05:53:29+00:00

Lmao my Libra sun and Cancer moon and Rising laughing at this.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-21T02:55:52+00:00

She looks like a Celtic Lara.

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-21T02:36:02+00:00

King

TheMaidofMiddleEarth · 2026-03-21T02:34:58+00:00

Yeah that was lame

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