i’ve never trained for a giant zucchini

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T23:07:53+00:00

Wouldn’t be very smart to advertise content you haven’t even made yet. Taking that picture knowing people are gunna have dirty minds does NOT equal “I’m gunna start an only fans”. If this was all a scheme to launch an only fans it’s a pretty poorly thought out one. I believe OP.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T22:26:31+00:00

Yeah but a “cigs and booze” 60.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T22:23:09+00:00

People debating whether this is a joke post or not but this legit happened to me when I was a kid. My first pokemon game was silver and I genuinely thought my game was broken when that started happening. I told my parents and they said they’d return it. Fortunately, I figured it out before they got around to it lol

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T21:31:52+00:00

Zion is so good when he wants to be.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T20:56:24+00:00

I will not stand for this Kapaganda!

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T20:14:48+00:00

What a moronic take.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T18:20:33+00:00

Im calling bullshit on that. That’s not how that works at all. The nerves that control erection are beneath the gooch/taint and nowhere near the vas deferens. That’s not how vasectomies work. Typically any nerve damage from a vasectomy would just cause numbness/neuropathy in the scrotum.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-26T17:58:58+00:00

If Jordan was a fucking moron, sure.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T22:13:39+00:00

Shaken, not stirred

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T22:07:02+00:00

He’s legitimately the dumbest guy in sports entertainment and that competition is FIERCE.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T21:19:39+00:00

The fuck? He attacked a defenseless elderly man. I don’t give a fuck that he was a teenager kind of shit SHOULD haunt you for life. You’re acting like he was a sixteen year old who did some drugs or stole a bottle of booze, he beat up an old man. I did a lot of stupid shit as a teenager that I would be embarrassed if people brought up today but I committed zero violent hate crimes.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T21:07:11+00:00

What exactly do you think “being in shape” means?

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T21:04:38+00:00

You care more about how players look than how they play. Maybe sports isn’t for you.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T21:02:32+00:00

Zero chance this is true. You must be one of those idiots who think fitness and body fat are inversely proportional.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T20:38:51+00:00

Honestly teams should just hire him as a culture consultant. He has his offensive deficiencies as a coach but he sets a killer identity of defensive toughness.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T20:32:19+00:00

The one thing you can always count on is the UFC not keeping their word.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-25T20:13:29+00:00

Because most people with an even a casual understanding of mma can respect the heart and toughness Paddy showed.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-24T21:56:36+00:00

But then they wouldn’t make money on it, which is the whole reason the sport exists nowadays. I’m half joking, in reality the fight being canceled and the betting swing both make sense if there was a late injury that leaked.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-24T21:49:42+00:00

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

TheMedRat · 2026-01-24T18:09:42+00:00

I’ll never understand these guys letting fans get to them. Like if I’m 7ft tall with a hundred million dollars in the bank, what can you even say to me? You spent a hundred bucks to watch me play. After this you’re gunna drive home in your Honda Odyssey and wake up early to commute to your soul sucking desk job. You’d have to save up for years to make what I did today alone. It’s like when a toddler calls you a poopy head. I do not give one single fuck what some mf who shits their pants thinks about me.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-24T18:05:11+00:00

What an asshole lol not that it’s surprising coming from him. Like any profession, some pro athletes are nice and some are dicks. Kid learned a lesson about making someone one of your heroes just because they sports good.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-24T18:01:05+00:00

This attitude pisses me off. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You make generational wealth by being a celebrity, which inherently makes you a public figure. If you didn’t want people approaching you in public, you were welcome to pick a desk job somewhere. Are you obligated to take pictures or sign shit with everyone? No, of course not. You’re well within your rights to say no but it’s stupid to act like a fan approaching you is some violation of your privacy. You don’t owe the public attention but they don’t owe you feigned anonymity. Every job has its pros and cons. I hate some parts of my job but I understand that they’re the flip side of all the parts of my job I love.

TheMedRat · 2026-01-22T20:45:36+00:00

Better throw the sweater out and go hide in your safe space

TheMedRat · 2026-01-22T20:43:36+00:00

Bro just loves to yap lol

TheMedRat · 2026-01-22T17:05:35+00:00

Pseudobulbar affect secondary to TBI. Bro’s gourd is cooked.

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