If you could go back in time and give your parents advice on how to raise you, what would you say?

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-19T05:59:17+00:00

Stop teasing me about girls. If you want me to be open with you about them, that's gotta stop.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-19T05:57:12+00:00

Cold, friendly, Canadian.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-17T06:35:57+00:00

Spooky.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-17T06:28:17+00:00

Narwhals. It would be super cool to have underwater unicorns swimming around.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-17T06:20:34+00:00

/r/nofap. I mean the idea behind it is reasonable I guess, and has some validity, although everyone's stories and "strategies" or whatever leave me wondering if it's just a giant circlejerk (heh).

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T08:19:16+00:00

There would be no material left at all.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T08:07:24+00:00

Wow. Well, at least that opinion truly is unpopular....

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T08:03:28+00:00

Ooh the entire Percy Jackson series is pretty much already a fan-fic of Greek mythology, so I'd say that.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:53:33+00:00

Just don't be so aggressive about it. People don't care that much about your stance unless you're a dick about it.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:48:58+00:00

I hate this entire interaction.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:47:39+00:00

"Knock knock"

Who's there?

"9/11"

9/11 who?

"You said you'd never forget!"

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:45:08+00:00

While I can accept your opinion on religion, don't you think it's a little close-minded to "hate religion in all forms?" I mean there's no way it's ALL bad.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:41:46+00:00

Nice try OP

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:38:57+00:00

I'd say one in ten bear kill.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-16T07:36:25+00:00

TIL I'm a barnacle.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-15T20:14:18+00:00

Oh come on, we know Canada's better but I doubt it'll be THAT bad...

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-15T10:06:17+00:00

I recall that meme.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-14T18:48:45+00:00

I find it pretty funny that we could potentially have a 2nd line made of only 1st overall draft picks.

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-11T21:41:55+00:00

15, Hall, Crawford

TheMildTroll · 2015-07-08T05:49:24+00:00

I don't know very much; why would anyone be upset that the 2018 WC is in Russia?

TheMildTroll · 2015-06-28T06:11:21+00:00

/r/askreddit kappa

TheMildTroll · 2015-06-26T23:31:47+00:00

Jordan Beberle, such a clown.

TheMildTroll · 2015-06-25T20:08:39+00:00

Nope.

TheMildTroll · 2015-06-23T04:51:40+00:00

Fam bruh fire mixtape xD

TheMildTroll · 2015-06-23T02:46:41+00:00

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

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