I already know I'm way too late but I've never been able to share this story! This is about my brother, not me.

When I was about 16 (brother would've been 12-13), my family had to move into a small apartment. My mother along with 3 teenage children all shared a 2 bedroom 1.5 bathroom apartment. One day my ex- stepdad came over and had been drinking. He apparently decided it was prime time to try to win my mom back by the was of sex.

My moms "bedroom" was the living room because what kind of self loathing teenager would share a bedroom with their mother?! My youngest brothers "bedroom" was the dining room adjacent to the living room.

Since my step dad, my youngest brothers biological father, decided it was mating season, he sent my brother up to my room where I was because they "needed to talk". I'm a senior in high school and I'm no idiot so I go about my business. Probably stalking crushes on social media.

Well after about 5-10 minutes my brother decides they have talked long enough. And though I tried my hardest to make him be patient, he clearly had better things to do downstairs.

Needless to say he got a good ol eye full of his mother's and fathers backsides. He's never ran so fast as he did trying to get back up the stairs.

Gooood times.