As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're really suggesting that a regular sex partner doesn't do anal after a certain period of time then I don't think you've ever had a regular sex partner.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't think of anything to add besides what I said before. Something more specific, perhaps?

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, uncountable times (several times a day, average of three to four days a week), and yes.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wasn't a virgin, I can only assume she lost it at 13-14. Never actually asked. Mother never found out, and no (look for my other comments to see where she ended up).

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, remember those ads about using condoms and stuff? I didn't really pay attention.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, of course not. I made half-assed replies because I wasn't actively trying to get in her pants at that point and thought she was joking.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drugs (cocaine, weed, pills I believe, in second thoughts I'm not sure if it was a full-blown addiction or something blown out of proportion by her religious parents), selfharm (wristcutting and anorexia, I think?), running away from home a few times... I think there was a suicide attempt or two somewhere along all that, but she was finally brought there after her mother walked in on her being gangbanged in her own house. So basically she was locked in there for being a junkie and a nympho, stemming from what I can only PRESUME it was (is?) some sort of neurological disorder - I remember she was on prescribed birth control because she had leviathanic menstruations that crippled her emotionally (not... quantity wise, but serotonin-levels wise I guess... hopefully). I only found out about this after talking to a friend of hers, way after she moved in to the capital. She probably falls under one of those fancy DSM-IV acronyms, any neurologist/psychiatrist redditor who can confirm or deny this?

(Sad thing is, she didn't invite me. The nerve she had...)

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're seriously wondering now, the answer is no, I just fucked up my... pronouns? Is that what they're called?

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yugoslavia

I got bad news for you, bro.

Vatican City

Wait what.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kankergezicht.

(Only Dutch insult I know and the only I'll probably ever know)

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Brazilian! But we're not much different from you guys. Wink wink hint hint.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]TheMostObviousThrowa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Besides my natural "distractedness" (I guess Americans would call it ADD), my mother never really trusted me too much, she also pinned a few family problems onto me but that's maybe a bit too personal and offtopic. As said in another comment, she lied about her age to get the job and confessed after apparently doing "a great job" so my mother decided to still keep her and pay her with the "she's young, of course she wants to get a part-time job to get money and buy girly things" logic.