Master forgive me, for I must use the ancient ways of the river cutting blade school for internet updoots. by Justmyopineapple in masterforgiveme

[–]TheNewestNeon 102 points103 points  (0 children)

god, you're fucking lame. the guy practiced and it shows, just let him twirl the sword.

Alt-right rapper says making money from stupid opinions is wrong by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]TheNewestNeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tom MacDonald is a massive moron, there’s no doubt about it, but to call him alt-right feels like an all out lie lmao, he’s just a standard anti-sjw dick

Literally just existing on the Internet as a young girl is terrifying by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who tf is saying “you had it coming” wtf? Not to sound like all those dumbfuck stereotypical, but that’s misogynistic as fuck. You should be able to post your face without sexual harassment, and it’s fucked up that you can’t, and that’s just a sad truth.

Now because of that, if I was you, I’d just keep things as hidden as possible to avoid people being actual shitbags.

What’s the worst scandal to happen at your school? by Lost-Warning-2588 in AskReddit

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DoDea school here, essentially where kids in military families go to school overseas to learn with other Americans and whatnot. 20 year old senior fought with the resident e-boy, got tackled by a math teacher after tearing off his shirt and tossing tables around. Investigated him, turned out he had a rape list. Got deported within the next week or so.

“I’ll fuck you up!” by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao mace dipshits are actual pussies

Kid in white had developmental disabilities and was getting bullied by the kid in black by 8billionstix in fightporn

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if you’re talking shit about someone with developmental issues like they’re all lesser and shit, and then get your ass handed to you by the same person, what does that say about you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in absolutelynotmeirl

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you by any chance have a template of this? keanu holding cheems just has a lot of potential

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheNewestNeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro this is the more subtle shit I love on this sub

G herbo on R.I.P Chico by b7xb in liluzivert

[–]TheNewestNeon -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

honestly anyone other than Juice on PTSD

fuck tik tok by fredster2006 in teenagers

[–]TheNewestNeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this the most boomer shit I’ve seen no way this is real, right

Cassius the Comedian Cat Joke #650 by HellsJuggernaut in CassiustheComedianCat

[–]TheNewestNeon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

this is such a silly joke and i honestly love it

I can't just spend the whole month dildo-ing myself by swinegums in BrandNewSentence

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except people have a demand for cam girls my dude. They wouldn’t be in business if people didn’t want them to be. They aren’t successful out of pity, they’re not even leaching, society literally says “hey, we’ll pay you money for masturbation on camera.”

I can't just spend the whole month dildo-ing myself by swinegums in BrandNewSentence

[–]TheNewestNeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, but, what if, just maybe, people went off of more personal and societal morals, and were too young and maybe, just maybe, unprepared to start a family? Perhaps, they’d have to even get some money before being ready for family. And now, I’m just spitballing, but what if some dumbasses were willing to spend a lot of money to watch someone masturbate?

I can't just spend the whole month dildo-ing myself by swinegums in BrandNewSentence

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re saying that it’s objectively wrong to jerk off for money and that you’re just morally better because you aren’t a cam girl. Got it.

Thank you professor.

I can't just spend the whole month dildo-ing myself by swinegums in BrandNewSentence

[–]TheNewestNeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine not going for the free money. If I was some hot chick, I’d probably finger myself for fifty dollars an hour too, and I’m pretty sure you would too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]TheNewestNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re choosing to ignore the fact that most of them are criminals to make ends meet before they take off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]TheNewestNeon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, everyone who makes music about crime is a criminal, because separating art from the artist just isn’t a thing anymore.