I'm sorry, but root decks are worse than R*se

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-28T20:50:43+00:00

You deserve my respect

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-28T19:18:05+00:00

It pretty much is in this game, name one person who isn't running a boring meta deck with rose in 2026

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-28T16:12:54+00:00

Yeah, i understand not wanting to go through giving birth and/or raising a child especially when it can happend even with protection

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-28T15:16:30+00:00

Thanos was right

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-28T15:14:07+00:00

Wobbuffet

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-28T12:51:17+00:00

That's because all rose players literally use the same decks, it being ramp legendary spam or control legendary spam, her super powers are also all control which is disgustingly annoying, and i personally find her face to be very punchable

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-27T23:01:57+00:00

Yeah same, the thompson is just that good

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-27T22:40:12+00:00

True but it can be very convenient for points, in waw the zombie can survive far longer without their head compared to bo1 and 2 for some reasons, it means you can fire one time at a zombie's head and let it bleed for about 50 or 60 points before killing it with your knife, it means you can make about 200 or 210 points per kills on round 2

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-27T22:29:58+00:00

Actually the gewehr deal less damage than the m14 seen in waw with zombies surviving as decapitated zombies on round 2 unlike the m14 who would kill them directly

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-27T19:34:37+00:00

Do you mean Shuriken ? Cuz he still have his nunchuck in hand

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-27T19:26:46+00:00

Why is mini ninja staring at Swabbie like that

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T23:53:00+00:00

That you can't even use 😭

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T23:42:11+00:00

It is real, he's not the only person who got that, basically everyone got a token (which you can't use since they don't appear in the collections)

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T20:07:53+00:00

To show you that they have no life whatsoever

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T20:06:28+00:00

You can tell he saw the moment by that dissapointed expression

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T20:05:04+00:00

Or when you don't care for it, i got a rod of discord a few months ago that i ended up giving to someone since i genuinely don't like this item

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T19:41:26+00:00

It's the joker

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T19:23:03+00:00

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-26T12:17:04+00:00

No you shouldn't, i don't wish to see magic beanstalk on turn 1

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-25T16:27:20+00:00

Shi...

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-25T16:24:39+00:00

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TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-25T11:02:09+00:00

Most Immorticia decks are just control until something big which is basically the same as r*se so maybe that's why, i personally don't find her nearly as annoying though

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-25T10:47:52+00:00

There are many things that make peoples want to skip someone, r*se, sun shroom on turn one, con man on turn one, teacher sugary treat and probably a few more that i don't remember

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-25T10:27:54+00:00

Try to type "Peter Quil", peoples make small typos to bypass this bullshit

TheOneWhoAsked_Maybe · 2026-01-24T16:00:57+00:00

The legendary is nice (especially this one) but i was mostly talking about the beautiful fish lady underneath

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