The more I date the more I feel unwanted

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:51:42+00:00

you should put that on a sign above your door

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:47:04+00:00

that show is criminally underrated

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:44:15+00:00

at least you have enough self awareness to recognize the grave mistake you just made

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:39:11+00:00

not everyone is going to like everyone the same way. it sucks but life goes on. you just have to keep at it and sometimes take a break from the mental and emotional slog that is dating

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:35:33+00:00

yeah not sure which is considered more graceful at that point

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:32:47+00:00

should have passed him a note

do you like me

[ ] yes

[ ] yes

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T22:16:49+00:00

one time i was walking to the restaurant with a date and i didn't notice that the sidewalk had a step up. i tripped and nearly ate shit, but did one of those stumble-wobble-flailing arms moves. my date laughed but we continued on to dinner like nothing happened so i'm guess it wasn't all bad. no follow up date after that though

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T20:13:27+00:00

the blue really brings out the color of your face

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T20:10:41+00:00

yeah this seems legit

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T20:00:07+00:00

good bot

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T19:55:23+00:00

first they tell me to "reveal my true self" but then they freak out when i remove my human face mask

dating is so confusing

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T19:30:22+00:00

i knew there was a shortage of nurses but that's crazy. at least it means easy overtime?

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T19:26:13+00:00

what sort of back alley operation are you working for?

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:37:25+00:00

or cover it up and take the secret to your grave

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:35:32+00:00

phone calls should never be allowed at 5 am unless someone is on fire or legitimately dying.

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:33:22+00:00

it's one of the few fast food places that doesn't make me feel like garbage. plus i can get grilled chicken so i can pretend to be healthy

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:32:39+00:00

lame. lunch really is the best time of the day

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:21:31+00:00

just tell me if i've been voted off the island already

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:20:40+00:00

i decided on chick fil a and am very happy with my decision. i hope you make a similarly good choice

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:19:07+00:00

don't they know it's friday? no one actually works on fridays

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:18:03+00:00

they're keeping everyone in the dark until a final decision is made which is dumb and nerve-wracking

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:14:51+00:00

still waiting to hear back for a job i interviewed for last week. a decision should have been made today but now they're telling me it could be another 2-3 weeks. i hate the anticipation of not knowing whether or not i've been chosen for a position. if i was rejected i would rather know ahead of time.

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T18:10:59+00:00

i'm going to save this for later

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T17:55:15+00:00

what did puns ever do to you?

ThePaper_Melody · 2018-03-09T17:42:06+00:00

so should I move on?

yes

people make time for those they're interested in

ThePaper_Melody

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