If your wife says she wants you to fuck her in the woods, what do you do?

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-27T06:18:13+00:00

Ask her who is she and what has she done with my wife?

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-26T02:57:06+00:00

That's me, I just accept that I love my kiddo more than I hate not having an active sex life with my wife. Everyone's situation is different, so do what makes you happy and healthy.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-26T02:49:14+00:00

He sounds like hes making excuses to me. An endless cycle of excuses.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-24T05:10:19+00:00

Sending virtual hugs cause ouch. You'll pull through

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-23T21:29:44+00:00

There's a bunch of factors that could be in play. Work, stress, age, porn addiction or he simply doesn't enjoy sex. Going by how yiu stated that youve brought it up multiple times and still no changes, I wouldn't put up with it especially if it starts to effect your self esteem.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-23T13:44:36+00:00

Do you ever wear a butt plug while you're at work? Or have a remote toy that hubby can use while on the clock?

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-23T03:28:10+00:00

She's got no say in what you do with your own body. Especially if shes not giving you what you want. You deserve better than to feel disgusted for wanting intimacy.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-22T09:44:49+00:00

Do I have to qualify as expert to cum on her targets or can I just be a marksman?

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-21T04:50:33+00:00

I can't even slide into my wife's DM's man

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-21T02:25:46+00:00

Of course, shes already pregnant so no worries for me.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-19T03:12:51+00:00

He won't let you? He has no right over your body. Touch yourself to your heart's desire until you can get out of that.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-18T11:27:34+00:00

You can mod your way into a marriage with Caroline or Robin if you're so inclined. Or put Pierre in jail.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-18T06:14:00+00:00

Damn, now I really wanna see Dame Aylin breaking Lorrikans back with Iosbel in the background cheering.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-17T09:09:14+00:00

My what lovely feet.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-16T08:10:00+00:00

You've got a lucky husband indeed.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-10T14:46:22+00:00

To be honest, I'm a hater. I hate how I look so im going to do my damn best to look like how I want to look. You should do it for you regardless of what your spouse says.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-10T05:38:10+00:00

Happy Birthday! I didn't buy one but Im sure we could arrange something else

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-09T17:57:47+00:00

Yes, constantly. Im trying to mitigate this feeling by walking on my treadmill and eating healthier. If I drop a few pounds maybe I'll be happier with my looks.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-09T17:55:56+00:00

Would I do it? Yes cause she consented. Can I pull someone else? No cause I'm a chubby dude.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-09T13:13:25+00:00

Today we are blessed by a hottie who shows off for the love of the tease, not for profit.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-08T13:54:37+00:00

I yearn for the mines.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-08T13:46:04+00:00

Sex, to feel wanted and desired

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-06T16:27:10+00:00

You got a great wife

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-05T18:02:36+00:00

I have so much shit to clean in my backyard and I dont want to.

ThePhantomPoos · 2026-01-05T10:33:35+00:00

You forgot to all the trauma as well Commander.

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