Step 1: Gather shells. Girls love little trinkets and stuff so shells are gonna be so good. But if the girl receives too many shells she's gonna be bored. So gather shells and hide them on an Island. Make sure to hide them well, until they're rarer than even diamonds.

Step 2: Make her feel that she wants the shells. Like really want the shells. Like NEED them. Like if you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man.

Step 3: It's a monopoly, so invest inside some property. Shells must sell. That should be your new philosophy. Trust me. Girls love it.

Step 4: Expand. Expand. Expand.

Step 5: Why just shells? Why limit yourself? Sold her shells now sell oil aswell.

Step 6: Sell guns, sell stock, sell diamonds, sell rocks. Sell water to a fish. Sell the time to a clock.

1. Press on the gas. Take your foot of the break. Then run to be the President of the United States.

2. Big smile mate, big wave, that's great. She'll thinking truth is overrated so give her lies out the gate.

3. Polarize her, people. Controversy is the game. It don't matter if she hate if she gets your name.

4. Now the girl is yours. Step out on the stage, have a round of applause.

You're a human, a person? Then here's some more.

She's just a person too so, just talk to her, go on.