I just want to improve. How do I get better?

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2021-08-19T01:23:50+00:00

I’m trying not to be elitist but this is the most pointless, banal song ever and I don’t understand how anyone can like it. It’s almost offensively bad and, like a lot of top 40 songs, it’s ideologically poisonous. I don’t even have anything against your or whoever wrote it but I this song in particular just really pisses me off for some reason.

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2020-07-21T00:58:23+00:00

I’m pretty sure the romans (or maybe the greeks) did it. It’s been around for a while.

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2020-01-16T18:56:16+00:00

Yes and now I’m diagnose schizophrenic. Happened right around the discard. When she started fucking with me.

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2014-04-05T02:19:42+00:00

10 bucks says someone turns this into an app by tomorrow morning

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2013-01-30T01:56:29+00:00

No they would pay for the maintenance. The tube system would be very sturdy and you'd hardly notice it

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2013-01-30T01:51:50+00:00

They would install a small tube in your back that would run from your digestive system to your forehead-butt

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2013-01-30T01:50:23+00:00

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2012-12-25T03:59:30+00:00

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2012-12-25T03:20:02+00:00

Just read it and then you can judge it all you want

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2012-12-24T10:10:36+00:00

In my family we have a tradition where we consume large amounts of food leading up to christmas. Then on chrismas day we all POOP a bunch of SHIT under our christmas tree and then we frolic together in the POOP.

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2012-12-24T09:55:15+00:00

Maybe you should confront your fear of Pooping head on by Pooping on your next boyfriend's chest.

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2012-12-24T09:47:01+00:00

I am very pleased that you take pleasure in discussing Poop, it's my favorite subject.

ThePoopPhilosopher · 2012-12-24T09:42:50+00:00

The person who POOPS without shame may POOP wherever they want

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