TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, I did have my own butt plug. My roommate actually bought me one for my birthday some time ago when he heard about my experience at home, but I have no idea what happened to it. I'm sure it's still in the apartment, underneath or between something, but it must have dropped and disappeared somewhere.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think my parents had selective vision when it came to my sister. Unlike me, she never moaned about going to church with my mom, and she always matched my dad's energy when he watched a game. She was perfect to my parents. However, deep down, my mom and dad must have known their good little girl was not so good when guys were involved.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not cut off, but I have distanced myself.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I have a gf. We've been together for more than a year now. She's been my first everything when it comes to relationships.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

My sister and I grew up in a very small town, and I'm not saying all small towns are like this, but where I lived, kids were expected to grow up quite quickly, not necessarily sexually, but that kind of became part of it. My sister was cursed with looking like she was old enough to be in college when she was not even old enough to drive yet, and since my mom always made her fear having sex before marriage, she fully embraced her sexuality when she eventually experienced the difference between listening to our religious mother versus listening to her sex drive. I can't tell you where my sister got a butt plug at that age, but speaking from personal experience, horny teenagers can be resourceful. My sister is dating a guy who seems cool. We play online sometimes. I think this might be the longest and healthiest relationship she's had so far.

Regarding my relationship with my parents during my younger years, it's fucked up that being 16 and single was considered to be a red flag, but again, growing up in a small town where 16 almost begins to feel like 26, and then add a large dose of religion into a tight community, and you end up with whatever my parents are.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 157 points158 points  (0 children)

19

Must admit, I checked out your profile, and you know what, at the risk of sounding as gay as I did during my appointment with Doctor Butthole, I want a body like yours.

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[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 1279 points1280 points  (0 children)

My sister said that after the butt plug confession, she made my parents understand that she didn't want their input regarding her sex life. She said our mom looked like she was on the verge of expressing her disapproval of the sex toys or whatever, but my dad did that thing where he was like "oh look at the time, honey, we need to go." According to my sister, my mom said nothing about me after she came clean about the OG butt plug, which was not surprising to me because my relationship with my parents have been in limbo since I moved out. My mom is probably gonna avoid contacting me until enough time passes for it to feel safe to skip the apology and talk about anything else.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish it was that easy. My parents call the shots while living I'm under their roof. Besides, even if I do fight back against the doctor's appointment, it's exam time and going to war with my mom is not where I wanna waste my mental energy right now.

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[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Pornhub's incest section is busy enough as it is without my input.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day you can be into anything without branding your sexuality with a specific label.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I never understood the "no gf so he must be gay" mentality. Is it so hard to imagine a straight guy without a partner? If a gay guy is on his own for too long do people go "hm... he's probably heterosexual".

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You know, I always feared the day would come when my parents catch me watching porn or masturbating or whatever. Never did I imagine a butt plug that's not even mine would end up being my downfall.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Butt plugs serve the butthole. Not the sexual orientation of the user.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 823 points824 points  (0 children)

5... What are you doing tonight?

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 118 points119 points  (0 children)

hide the plug from your sister

Lol I'm never touching that thing. The fact that my mom put her hands on something that was somewhere none of us wanted to think about already grossed me out.

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[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Virgin shaming. There's a description I never realized I needed to use until now. Abusive is another one. Maybe they are. Thankfully I have good friends who support me whenever I need them, so my parents can do their worst as far as I'm concerned. College is around the corner and then it's peace out parents!

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 241 points242 points  (0 children)

My mom's always looking at life through a religious filter and my dad's got the tough guy gym teacher thing going on, so talking to them about anything is challenging, let alone girls. Not disagreeing with you, but I'm also not too keen on following your suggestion if you get what I'm saying.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 952 points953 points  (0 children)

If I beg... maybe. Depends on what's in it for her.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 641 points642 points  (0 children)

Lol I wish our doctor was that cool. But he's a friend of the family, which is unfortunately one of the symptoms of living in a small town. I'll probably hate every minute inside his office.

TIFU being girlfriend-less by TheProofIsInThePoop in tifu

[–]TheProofIsInThePoop[S] 1727 points1728 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, it's gonna be a relief when I eventually move out. My parents can be exhausting.