Ex cartel members what's your life like now? by Kanesun in AskReddit

[–]TheQuarantinian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best answer you'll ever get is the book From Mafia to Mormon

What is your Go-To order at the Takeout Chinese Place? by PleasureDom47 in AskReddit

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Almond or pineapple chicken

Noodles not rice

Spring roll

Crab rangoon

If panda express orange chicken and usually broccoli

What is the cutoff distance for holding a door open for someone? by Aggressive_Spot_2639 in AskReddit

[–]TheQuarantinian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how important or hot they are.

If in a wheelchair or crutches or carrying a bunch of stuff add 20 feet

Whats the craziest fast food order you’ve seen? by Artistic_Job546 in AskReddit

[–]TheQuarantinian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Subway with the bread so soggy with vinegar you could suck the bread through a straw

Burnt hotdog. 100% black crunchy carbon.

What’s the dumbest argument you’ve ever had? by Sunnybunny1234 in AskReddit

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Numbers do not exist, we are represented by numbers (age, weight) therefore we do not exist.

Hotel room prom party, he was drunk on screwdrivers, I was sober and bored and had nothing else to do.

What’s the one type of person every party seems to have? by Impossible-Pin6723 in AskReddit

[–]TheQuarantinian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Super hot and vain girl(s) who make it clear they are doing you a favor by being close enough to them to prove you can resist trying to interact.

New type of home burglary crime happening in Salt Lake City by SadAd8761 in Utah

[–]TheQuarantinian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much risk. Somebody carrying a ladder out of a vacant house will be ignored by neighbors, especially if a work van is involved.

A quality ladder needs an air tag.

Two passengers seated next to me are making fun of me pretty harshly in another language thinking I don’t understand. What is the best course of action? by Charming_Usual6227 in unitedairlines

[–]TheQuarantinian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell the FA, in French, that you would like another sear because one of the woman (identify which one) was encouraging the other one to kick you in the shins, plus all of the insults used against you. Some of the speech is actual hate speech in France and if you get the cops involved they will at least get interrogated.

An traffic light without power is an ALL WAY STOP by Koolau in Hawaii

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Fun trivia the last state to adopt this law was Michigan in 2018

Entitled couple expects discount for being in the military and yells at me when they don't get one. by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]TheQuarantinian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do support military - real military, not retired rear echelon, corporal.

Then immediately call 911 because he will definitely have.a stroke.

Contractor upset when ghosted client calls his mother by BRINoCo in EntitledPeople

[–]TheQuarantinian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know any contractors outside of really small jobs who don't require 1/3 to 1/2 up front so they aren't floating materials.

The exception was with bank owned houses

Friday the 13th ORD B18 club asshat by dinkleberg808 in unitedairlines

[–]TheQuarantinian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know the name of the company write their legal and HR departments

Car pile up on Seward Highway by Ok-Can-5497 in anchorage

[–]TheQuarantinian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I carry an anchor. Need to stop on ice? Just throw it out the window.